1. A velvet button-back accent chair that'll give your bum the plush treatment it deserves.
2. A brass lamp that'll become the light of your life.
3. An ornate side table with a mirror top so you can reflect on your new level of fancy.
4. A super-plush futon for you to drape over in your best ballgown and/or sweats.
5. A Moroccan rug to sink your feet in without tanking your budget.
6. A geometric chair to use as a trendy centerpiece, because no one puts baby in a corner.
7. A coffee table that smashes the glass ceiling of cheap decor.
8. A luxurious love seat for anyone who lives free from the perils of young, sticky fingers.
9. A metal masterpiece that'll ~meld~ your guests' hearts.
10. A gilded sun to let your opulence shine year-round.
11. A suave leather cushion for your debonair derrière.
12. An oak end table so your pile of magazines has a nice place to rest.
13. A bold accent chair with an expensive appearance that isn't as clear as black and white.
14. A sleek set of chairs that could pretty much only cost less if you sat on the floor.
15. A fashionable fabric seat to really class up your Netflix binges.
16. A new take on zebra print (if you're tired of being the center of the room).
17. A sophisticated seater for the amateur aristocrat.
18. A chic nightstand so you always wake up on the right side of the bed.
19. A clean-cut coffee table (with a good price) to avoid a war on coasters.
20. A modernized rocker that's come a long way from grandma's wooden version.
21. A lavish lamp with crystals for maximum wattage brilliance.
22. A regal rug that looks more state of the art than discounted shopping cart.
23. A voguish vanity (almost) as stunning as the face looking into it.
24. A contemporary table lamp that you'll never want to switch off, but... electric bills.
25. A simple yet refined dining table to host dinner parties with wine not from a box.
26. A polished night stand to say, "I don't eat all my meals in the bed next to this."
27. And a glossy cocktail table with a gleam brighter than Bradley Cooper's baby blues.
