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1.A three-year journal that'll only require a line a day to show how your relationship has aged like fine wine over time...or maybe a fine cheese (just less stinky).
2.A fleece blanket with sleeves for being able to cuddle on the couch without being left in the cold if your partner hogs the whole thing. I love you, but STOP IT.
3.An HD fire tablet so you two can watch your favorite shows and movies right in your snuggly bed. OBVIOUSLY a comforter fortress will be involved.
4.And! A headphone jack splitter with independent volume controls that'll end all fights over whether the show is too loud or soft. Ah, romance.
5.A wanderlust coloring book featuring both real and imagined cities, because this'll help you two travel the world together right from your couch. Or maybe even inspire your next real trip!
6.A pair of gilded mugs or light-up chopsticks for nerding out together while binging Star Wars once again. Is there a more ideal way to show your love than yelling "pew pew!" as you battle over your dumplings? I think not.
7.A set of vegan bath bombs so you two can have a relaxing spa night without any bills bursting your bubble.
22.An Instant Pot pressure cooker for making it possible for the laziest couples to cook for each other on date night. Step one: dump everything in pot. Step two: go to work. Your *elegant* meal will be waiting for you when you guys get home!
23.A porcelain tea pot similar to the one Jim gave Pam so you two can fill it with your own inside jokes! My eyes aren't crying, they're sweating.
24.A bubbling clay mask that'll inspire some pretty memorable selfies, but also pamper you lovebirds on a super cheap budget. All you need are some fuzzy robes.
25.A fancy glass decanter, because drinking from this will probably make you both feel extra ~warm and fuzzy~ inside. Not to mention, your liquor will suddenly look top shelf.
26.A classic game of Jenga for only adding *good* drama to your date night, especially if you write dares on the blocks beforehand. Tip: this pairs best with wine.
27.A popcorn popper so watching old movies together has a special, homey touch when eating perfectly cooked kettle corn.
28.A fill-in-the-blank journal that'll make listing all of the things you love most about them super easy, even if you aren't one for words.
29.An LED projector, because it's too cold to lay under the stars — but now this makes it possible. Consider this the 2018 version of "I'll give you the moon."