Alice Mongkongllite / BuzzFeed We hope you love the products we recommend! Just so you know, BuzzFeed may collect a share of sales from the links on this page. 1. A biker bull dog who knows she's not a good girl. amazon.com Promising Review: "Friend loved it, particularly the rose tattoo." —TCPGet it from Amazon for $14.99. 2. A maniacal monster just in case you have to remind those gnomes who runs the backyard. amazon.com Promising Review: "My Gnomezilla scares critters of all size away from my yard. She is my first and last defense against unwanted vermin. Great purchase." —jaimedGet it from Amazon $24.99. 3. A happy couple whose snap story probably puts yours to shame. amazon.com Promising Review: "I bought this for my best friend who I call my gnome. Great quality. He loves it." —KristineGet it from Amazon for $32.70. 4. A tough guy to let the squirrels know this ain't a garden to mess with. amazon.com Promising Review: "Really cute gnome. Looks just like my husband (smile). Perfect addition to my garden. We get a lot of rain and it seems to be holding up well. I thought it would fall over easier, but so far it stands the test of time and Pacific Northwest weather." —J RaschkoGet it from Amazon for $19.95. 5. A family of sunbathing turtles who'll show you life is better in the slow lane. amazon.com Promising Review: "This is the second one we've had. The first lasted about two years before it was damaged. It's a nice addition to our Koi pond. The lights last longer if they have a full day of sun, but recently after a cloudy day, they still burned around six or seven hours." —tonymccGet it from Amazon for $11.70. 6. An intricate bird feeder for the ~chirpy~ morning person. amazon.com Promising Review: "I love to sit in the morning and drink my coffee while watching the birds. I've had several bird feeders over the years, but every time I get one, the squirrels get to it. This bird feeder is so pretty in person and is very nicely made! Not one squirrel has been able to get at the birdseed. It's wonderful to watch the little birds get in there and sit on the perches and enjoy." —Heather A. StaffordGet it from Amazon for $16.99. 7. A flock of dancing flamingos who'll put real meaning to party animals. windandweather.com Promising Review: "The pink flamingo whirligig is really cute! It is bright and colorful, and seems to be well-made. I enjoy watching them dance outside my kitchen window." —JEHGet it from Wind and Weather for $39.95. 8. A glowing string of lights to transform your backyard into a fairytale escape. plowhearth.com Promising Review: "I hung these in a tree in my backyard and love the way they light up in the darkness. It makes my yard seem so inviting. I liked them so much that I ordered two more, so now I have a total of five solar ornaments hanging from our maple tree." —MaryGet it from Plow and Hearth for $29.97. 9. A lazy *bum* who took "nature's calling" too literally. amazon.com Promising Review: "Couldn't be more perfect! I hope it keeps the solicitors away, lol." —Stena1962Get it from Amazon for $24.95. 10. A serene statue soothing enough for even your hangriest episodes. windandweather.com Get it from Wind and Weather for $59.95. 11. A very wise doggo who is his own master. uncommongoods.com Promising Review: "Sister's surprise birthday gift — and was she surprised. 'Bubba' adds a peaceful, calm aura to her garden. Who knows, she may get Junior next year." —CountyGirlGet it from Uncommon Goods for $33+. 12. A crafty kit that'll turn your next Sunday morning cleanup into an art project. windandweather.com Promising Review: "These are really good. Don't need strong sun, and can be used indoors under room lighting to charge. Quite charming." —RGet it from Wind and Weather for $9.95. 13. A hip hooter who looks like he'd correct all his friends with "whom." windandweather.com Promising Review: "This owl is adorable! A good, large size, with a very heavy duty stake to keep it upright." —SusanGet from Wind and Weather for $24.99. 14. An insightful hedgehog to be a *sharp* reading buddy. amazon.com Promising Review: "This is so cute. Was going to give it as a gift but can't part with it, so it is going in my garden." —Audrey E DraminskiGet it from Amazon for $11.73. 15. An ornamental owl who doesn't give a hoot about the nocturnal life. windandweather.com Promising Review: "This little recycled beauty was quite a find. I was so amazed at how truly breathtaking it was. It was so ingenious how they made this from a mason jar. I would have never thought of that." —ToniGet it from Wind and Weather for $24.95. 16. A quirky campground for your happy campers. plowhearth.com Promising Review: "I was very pleased with the camper. A nice addition to my Fairy Garden. It reminded me of my uncles' trailer from the '50s." —CB Get it from Plow and Hearth for $19.88. 17. A happy hippo who's safe to splash around with. amazon.com Promising Review: "This is a very cute spitter and already in use for my small pond." —Vickie PrattGet it from Amazon for $62.90. 18. A mellow fork that's more rock than ~metal.~ etsy.com Promising Review: "Great item for your garden. Spruces it up and gives it that taste of the '60s. Love it, and it came quickly." —Hila BabinGet it from WhisperingMetalworks on Etsy for $15.75. 19. An eclectic elephant who prefers your potted plants to watering holes. amazon.com Promising Review: "I love this little guy. He looks great outside in our garden." —April BlackstoneGet it from Amazon for $19.45. 20. A stately sundial that fits the original definition of "solar powered." windandweather.com Get it from Wind and Weather for $69.95+. 21. A cuddly duo who'll give all your friends a *fuzzy feeling*. amazon.com Promising Review: "The eyes are SO beautiful and real looking, you really have to look twice, as they appear to be very real. Size is perfect, exactly the same as the real baby bunnies that already live in my yard! Excellent purchase, highly recommend as a very special addition to your garden." —SpikeysMommyGet it from Amazon for $16.99. 22. A shameless squatter for cheekily greeting your guests. amazon.com Promising Review: "This is the neatest and cutest thing for any gnome garden. My neighbor, in his previous life long ago, went through a 'mooning' phase in his youth. Luckily for all of us in the neighborhood, he has outgrown that, but just to acknowledge that, I put Moonie in the flower bed between our two yards (you can guess which direction the buttocks are turned toward)." —A C HillGet it from Amazon for $21.99. 23. A curious cat who's definitely more of an indoor kitty. amazon.com Promising Review: "Hahaha! Great piece. Cute, well done. Can't wait to give it to my daughter. All her cats are that color and she spends a lot of time on the computer. I can actually see this happening." —Virginia BresGet it from Amazon for $18.90. 24. A bed of black eyed Susans that won't require watering, or even sun. gardeners.com Promising Review: "A great pop of color amongst green foliage — just love them!" —Gardening GrandmaGet them from Gardener's Supply Company for $29.95. 25. A radical wizard who's ready to rock but not roll (he's delicate, after all). amazon.com Promising Review: "This is perfect for the aging hippie in me. Great little gnome, and fits in perfectly in my garden. Better quality than pieces I've purchased at a higher price!!" —tcbGet it from Amazon for $24.95. 26. A chandelier for your flowerbeds, so your next gathering is fancier than a Kennedy estate. amazon.com Promising Review: "Absolutely beautiful!" —Luz CorriganGet it from Amazon for $13.97. 27. A tight-lipped toad who knows what happens in the garden, stays in the garden. amazon.com Promising Review: "Love this tree frog! I tried several trees in my yard to see which one would fit the groove of the frog. My hybrid Bradford pear was a perfect fit! The frog just fits and looks so natural looking! You will love him!" —Thrify ShopperGet it from Amazon for $12.98. Next stop, HGTV stardom. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Fox The reviews for this post have been edited for length and clarity.