Jenny Chang / BuzzFeed We hope you love the products we recommend! Just so you know, BuzzFeed may collect a share of sales from the links on this page. 1. A mug with constellations that appears when hot, so you can *brew* over Roman mythology. amazon.com Get it on Amazon for $13.95. 2. A world map shower curtain—you can burst into the bathroom and list all of the countries and capitals to your guest. amazon.com They will *definitely* come back. Get it on Amazon for $19.99. 3. A magnetic force of iron to either teach... others or just stare at in your living room. amazon.com Get it on Amazon for $8.98. 4. A superior way to take shots, because you are above common drinking. amazon.com Get a set of four on Amazon for $15. 5. A personal library kit so you can check out your own damn books. amazon.com No more mf late fees.Get it on Amazon for $13.58+. 6. An anatomy art print because who doesn't want to casually gaze at skeletons? etsy.com Get it from art print beauty on Etsy for $5+ (available in four sizes). 7. A mathematical comforter because the limit of your napping does not exist. amazon.com Get it on Amazon for $99+ (available in three sizes). 8. A decorative bunsen to use as a vase, terrarium, or even oil diffuser. etsy.com Get it on from BORRstore on Etsy for $64.36. 9. A Magic Cube tissue box that you'll only enjoy if you're not infuriated by unfinished challenges. amazon.com Get it on Amazon for $24.95. 10. A prism light because you need something in your home that's almost as bright as you. uncommongoods.com Get it on Uncommon Goods for $30. 11. A witty wine glass so you can drink your ethanol with a cheeky twist. thinkgeek.com Get it on Think Geek for $9.99 or get the beer glass version for $9.99. 12. A DIY rocket model kit for anyone still waiting on NASA's official offer. amazon.com Promising Review: "So here I am, 51-years-young, and I've just ordered another Big Bertha. I can feel the immaturity sinking in to me just THINKING about building the rocket!" —Michael BarnettGet it on Amazon for $18.73. 13. A vintage-y beaker for a horticulturist vibe. etsy.com Get them from Green Kitten Vintage on Etsy for $13.11 each. 14. A personalized library card pillow that's hopefully a lot harder to lose than your real one. uncommongoods.com Promising Review: "My mom loves how her children's names are borrowers on a library card." —Jessica the BorrowerGet it on Uncommon Goods for $65+. 15. A stackable LED desk lamp for putting a whole new meaning to ~bright ideas~. thinkgeek.com Get it on Think Geek for $49.99. 16. A kinetic key gear holder because your wheels are always turning. uncommongoods.com Get it on Uncommon Goods for $48. 17. An eco thermometer clock (if time alone isn't enough knowledge for you). uncommongoods.com Get it on Uncommon Goods for $39. 18. A set of staircase decals for the bookworm who wants to really expand their collection. etsy.com Get them from Horse Feathers Decals on Etsy for $13.99+. 19. A gorgeous globe as an excuse to give naming all the countries and capitals a spin. etsy.com Get it from The Birds Nest Decor on Etsy for $42. 20. An equation clock so your brain goes a-ticking every time you check it. uncommongoods.com Promising Review: "Lots of versions of this concept, but this is the best one. Equations on it are sufficiently obscure to remain a challenge, and the typeface is clear." —Adam KGet it on Uncommon Goods for $30. 21. A set of laboratory prints for anyone still banking on becoming the next Dexter. etsy.com Get it from Instant Graphics on Etsy for $12.09. You getting ready to show off like... Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Cartoon Network Submissions have been edited for length and/or clarity.