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21 Pieces Of Decor That Subtly Say, "I'm Brilliant"

It's about time for everyone to recognize your amazing brain.

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1. A mug with constellations that appears when hot, so you can *brew* over Roman mythology.

Get it on Amazon for $13.95.
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Get it on Amazon for $13.95.

2. A world map shower curtain—you can burst into the bathroom and list all of the countries and capitals to your guest.

They will *definitely* come back. Get it on Amazon for $19.99.
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They will *definitely* come back.

Get it on Amazon for $19.99.

3. A magnetic force of iron to either teach... others or just stare at in your living room.

Get it on Amazon for $8.98.
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Get it on Amazon for $8.98.

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4. A superior way to take shots, because you are above common drinking.

Get a set of four on Amazon for $15.
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Get a set of four on Amazon for $15.

5. A personal library kit so you can check out your own damn books.

No more mf late fees.Get it on Amazon for $13.58+.
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No more mf late fees.

Get it on Amazon for $13.58+.

6. An anatomy art print because who doesn't want to casually gaze at skeletons?

Get it from art print beauty on Etsy for $5+ (available in four sizes).
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Get it from art print beauty on Etsy for $5+ (available in four sizes).

7. A mathematical comforter because the limit of your napping does not exist.

Get it on Amazon for $99+ (available in three sizes).
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Get it on Amazon for $99+ (available in three sizes).

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8. A decorative bunsen to use as a vase, terrarium, or even oil diffuser.

Get it on from BORRstore on Etsy for $64.36.
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Get it on from BORRstore on Etsy for $64.36.

9. A Magic Cube tissue box that you'll only enjoy if you're not infuriated by unfinished challenges.

Get it on Amazon for $24.95.
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Get it on Amazon for $24.95.

10. A prism light because you need something in your home that's almost as bright as you.

Get it on Uncommon Goods for $30.
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Get it on Uncommon Goods for $30.

11. A witty wine glass so you can drink your ethanol with a cheeky twist.

Get it on Think Geek for $9.99 or get the beer glass version for $9.99.
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Get it on Think Geek for $9.99 or get the beer glass version for $9.99.

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12. A DIY rocket model kit for anyone still waiting on NASA's official offer.

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Promising Review: "So here I am, 51-years-young, and I've just ordered another Big Bertha. I can feel the immaturity sinking in to me just THINKING about building the rocket!" —Michael Barnett

Get it on Amazon for $18.73.

13. A vintage-y beaker for a horticulturist vibe.

Get them from Green Kitten Vintage on Etsy for $13.11 each.
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Get them from Green Kitten Vintage on Etsy for $13.11 each.

14. A personalized library card pillow that's hopefully a lot harder to lose than your real one.

Promising Review: "My mom loves how her children's names are borrowers on a library card." —Jessica the BorrowerGet it on Uncommon Goods for $65+.
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Promising Review: "My mom loves how her children's names are borrowers on a library card." —Jessica the Borrower

Get it on Uncommon Goods for $65+.

15. A stackable LED desk lamp for putting a whole new meaning to ~bright ideas~.

Get it on Think Geek for $49.99.
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Get it on Think Geek for $49.99.

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16. A kinetic key gear holder because your wheels are always turning.

Get it on Uncommon Goods for $48.
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Get it on Uncommon Goods for $48.

17. An eco thermometer clock (if time alone isn't enough knowledge for you).

Get it on Uncommon Goods for $39.
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Get it on Uncommon Goods for $39.

18. A set of staircase decals for the bookworm who wants to really expand their collection.

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Get them from Horse Feathers Decals on Etsy for $13.99+.

19. A gorgeous globe as an excuse to give naming all the countries and capitals a spin.

Get it from The Birds Nest Decor on Etsy for $42.
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Get it from The Birds Nest Decor on Etsy for $42.

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20. An equation clock so your brain goes a-ticking every time you check it.

Promising Review: "Lots of versions of this concept, but this is the best one. Equations on it are sufficiently obscure to remain a challenge, and the typeface is clear." —Adam KGet it on Uncommon Goods for $30.
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Promising Review: "Lots of versions of this concept, but this is the best one. Equations on it are sufficiently obscure to remain a challenge, and the typeface is clear." —Adam K

Get it on Uncommon Goods for $30.

21. A set of laboratory prints for anyone still banking on becoming the next Dexter.

Get it from Instant Graphics on Etsy for $12.09.
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Get it from Instant Graphics on Etsy for $12.09.

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