Jenny Chang / BuzzFeed We hope you love the products we recommend! Just so you know, BuzzFeed may collect a share of sales from the links on this page. 1. A mug with constellations that appears when hot, so you can *brew* over Roman mythology. amazon.com Get it on Amazon for $13.95. 2. A world map shower curtain—you can burst into the bathroom and list all of the countries and capitals to your guest. amazon.com They will *definitely* come back. Get it on Amazon for $19.99. 3. A magnetic force of iron to either teach... others or just stare at in your living room. amazon.com Get it on Amazon for $8.98. 4. A superior way to take shots, because you are above common drinking. amazon.com Get a set of four on Amazon for $15. 5. A personal library kit so you can check out your own damn books. amazon.com No more mf late fees.Get it on Amazon for $13.58+. 6. An anatomy art print because who doesn't want to casually gaze at skeletons? etsy.com Get it from art print beauty on Etsy for $5+ (available in four sizes). 7. A mathematical comforter because the limit of your napping does not exist. amazon.com Get it on Amazon for $99+ (available in three sizes). 8. A decorative bunsen to use as a vase, terrarium, or even oil diffuser. etsy.com Get it on from BORRstore on Etsy for $64.36. 9. A Magic Cube tissue box that you'll only enjoy if you're not infuriated by unfinished challenges. amazon.com Get it on Amazon for $24.95. 10. A prism light because you need something in your home that's almost as bright as you. uncommongoods.com Get it on Uncommon Goods for $30. 11. A witty wine glass so you can drink your ethanol with a cheeky twist. thinkgeek.com Get it on Think Geek for $9.99 or get the beer glass version for $9.99. 12. A DIY rocket model kit for anyone still waiting on NASA's official offer. amazon.com Promising Review: "So here I am, 51-years-young, and I've just ordered another Big Bertha. I can feel the immaturity sinking in to me just THINKING about building the rocket!" —Michael BarnettGet it on Amazon for $18.73. 13. A vintage-y beaker for a horticulturist vibe. etsy.com Get them from Green Kitten Vintage on Etsy for $13.11 each. 14. A personalized library card pillow that's hopefully a lot harder to lose than your real one. uncommongoods.com Promising Review: "My mom loves how her children's names are borrowers on a library card." —Jessica the BorrowerGet it on Uncommon Goods for $65+. 15. A stackable LED desk lamp for putting a whole new meaning to ~bright ideas~. thinkgeek.com Get it on Think Geek for $49.99. 16. A kinetic key gear holder because your wheels are always turning. uncommongoods.com Get it on Uncommon Goods for $48. 17. An eco thermometer clock (if time alone isn't enough knowledge for you). uncommongoods.com Get it on Uncommon Goods for $39. 18. A set of staircase decals for the bookworm who wants to really expand their collection. etsy.com Get them from Horse Feathers Decals on Etsy for $13.99+. 19. A gorgeous globe as an excuse to give naming all the countries and capitals a spin. etsy.com Get it from The Birds Nest Decor on Etsy for $42. 20. An equation clock so your brain goes a-ticking every time you check it. uncommongoods.com Promising Review: "Lots of versions of this concept, but this is the best one. Equations on it are sufficiently obscure to remain a challenge, and the typeface is clear." —Adam KGet it on Uncommon Goods for $30. 21. A set of laboratory prints for anyone still banking on becoming the next Dexter. etsy.com Get it from Instant Graphics on Etsy for $12.09. You getting ready to show off like... Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Cartoon Network Submissions have been edited for length and/or clarity.