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1. A stick-on card holder for your phone that'll make you look like you're someone who says "I'll have my people call your people."
2. A super-thin portable charger, because nothing feels less luxurious than a dead phone.
3. An adjustable 14K gold-plated opal ring so you still have a sparkle in your eye (and on your finger) even after you've paid.
4. A mirrored decorative tray that won't reflect how much you spent to make your table look this good.
5. A super-soft blanket scarf for a wrap on battling winter weather without trendy accessories.
6. A galactic ballpoint pen set to have a gorgeous desk without having to reach for the stars.
7. A fuzzy faux fur blanket so you can literally sleep in the lap of luxury.
8. A set of fishnet socks with stylish bows that you'll never want to turn your heel on.
9. A set of vintage-style botanical prints for a lush vibe without spending too much ~green~.
10. A pair of winged copper earrings to look extra *fly* without your money also soaring away.
11. A spiral bound 2018 planner so your New Year resolutions don't end January 2nd.
12. A kaleidoscope bottle opener, just in case wine wasn't already enticing enough.
13. A pair of diamond-shaped whiskey glasses that'll make your Jack Daniels look like premium single malt.
14. A set of minimalist antibacterial toothbrushes to help modernize your bathroom without a debt-inducing renovation.
15. A velvet lingerie set for an extra smooth way to start your day.
16. An origami unicorn pin so your wardrobe looks magical without your budget folding over.
17. A desk organizer with a sliding calendar, because even if you don't have a corner office, that doesn't mean you can't have a fancy desk.
18. A gold pineapple bottle opener to make even the cheapest beer seem like you're serving some fine bubbly.
19. A set of adjustable metal belts for a distinct look you'll easily get *hooked* on.
20. A turtle jewelry holder so finding your favorite ring always goes swimmingly.
21. A five-year memory book with the same questions listed five times on the same page every year so you can watch your *glow up* from the beginning.
22. A 36 LED ring light that clips on your smartphone, because you don't have Kim Kardashian's team but now you have her photo quality. SO WATCH OUT WORLD.
23. A deck of 24K gold foiled playing cards (YEP), for a whole new interpretation of "royal flush."
24. A pair of 18K white-gold cufflinks with engraved initials so you feel like you have a trick up your sleeve when people think you're the next James Bond.
25. A metallic Rubik's cube-like puzzle that'll challenge you for just as long as it'll look impressive on your workspace. Even if you haven't solved it yet, you look smart.
26. A magnetic flower earbud holder, because there's nothing like the wilting feeling of realizing you lost your headphones.
27. A leopard faux fur coat to look like you're walking the streets of Milan while you make your way to the subway.
28. A pack of oval makeup brushes with fine, densely packed synthetic hair for the perfect application every time — it's hard to feel posh with cakey foundation.
29. A set of rose gold string lights that'll show you the light and teach you that you don't need to spend hundreds for pretty decorations.
30. A gilded scratch-off map.
31. A set of colorful bath bombs for a valid reason to stay in the tub well after your fingers get pruny.
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