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33 Gifts For Anyone Who Has Zero Chill When It Comes To Penguins

**Checks flights for Antarctica**

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1. A set of string lights, because we can't all see the arctic lights like our little friends.

2. An adult penguin coloring book for people whose creativity isn't just *black and white*.

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Promising review: "Pictures are clear, very crisp pages, and colors do not bleed. Not even with markers." —Yeraldin

Get it from Amazon for $8.99 or Walmart for $13.01.

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4. A pack of paperclips to make sure your work goes ~swimmingly~.

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Promising review: "So adorable and the packaging is great! Bought these as small gifts for my office staff and they absolutely love them! Not only do they give a personal touch to their paperwork, but they are actually very functional in addition to being adorable! Would purchase again!" —Kiah Y Moross

Get a 30-pack from Amazon for $6.03.

6. A velour bathrobe for an extra cuddly option when the temperatures are going south.

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Promising review: "I ordered the penguin robe for my daughter for Christmas. It's so adorable! It looks to be very well-made and of high quality. It's extremely soft inside and out. I'm very pleased with it!" —SusanLeigh

Get it from Amazon or Walmart for $24.99. Sizes: XS–XXL.

7. A penguin popper that'll shoot out balls faster than it can catch fish.

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Load the soft foam balls into the penguin’s mouth and squeeze its center to release the ball while making a distinctive pop sound. The harder you squeeze the further it goes. It comes with six balls and a carrying net.

Promising review: "Bought a whole bunch of these to give out as gifts for my Christmas party at work. Huge hit! They are quite powerful! Great for young and old alike. Best party favor yet!" —SofieJVZ

Get it from Paper Source for $12.95 or Amazon or Walmart for $10.86.

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9. A tea steeper so your drink is ready before it gets arctic.

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Set this timer based on the type of tea. His beak automatically lifts your tea bag out of the cup when the time's up! ~Plus~ he doubles as a kitchen timer.

Promising review: "I bought this for my fiance who loves penguins because we both love tea. He couldn't have been more thrilled and has been happily making cup after cup of tea brewed to perfection!" —Nicole

Get it from Amazon or Jet for $29.75.

11. A fun board game that'll teach you more about your favorite critters along the way, in case you weren't already an expert.

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Promising review: "Monopoly with penguins. All the cards are named after penguins or penguin-related subjects, and include a fact on every property card!" —TheyKeepOnRising

Get it from Amazon or Jet for $23.67.

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13. A giant two-foot-tall penguin who'll make it feel like you have the real deal. He loves you, I promise.

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Promising review: "This penguin is simply amazing! The price seemed so ridiculously low that I was worried about quality, but I went on all of the positive reviews. Boy, everyone was right!! First, it is huge! It is fluffy! Most importantly, my 4 year old granddaughter loves it! Melissa & Doug have never disappointed me, and this is no exception." —BrendaJ

Get it from Nordstrom for $24.95 or Amazon for $19.57.

15. A cookie cutter so you can finally break the ice between you and your oven.

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Promising review: "Very cute shape, well-made, and it looks just like a penguin without having to add a lot of extra decoration! Definitely worth the little bit of extra cost!" —LoveEDH

Get it from Amazon for $5.99 or a similar style on Walmart for $6.69.

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16. An honest book, because penguins aren't really different than you and me, after all. We all hate clowns.

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Promising review: "This is a picture book for adults. Not humor for children. Very funny pictures and descriptions. We laughed a lot reading it at Christmas." —Pegg

Get it from Amazon for $9.94, Barnes and Noble for $9.95, or at your local bookseller through IndieBound here.

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21. A pair of flannel pajamas that'll be just the tip of the iceberg to convince you to stay in forever.

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Promising review: "Fabric is soft and comfortable. Cute vibrant print. Generous fit." —Eleanor

Get them from Amazon for $19.99. Sizes: S–3X

23. An infinity scarf, because everyone knows the best way to stay warm is by necking.

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Promising review: "SOOOO soft. I really wasn't sure what I was going to get when I ordered this. It was for a gift for a friend who loves penguins, and I was honestly a little nervous. Until it arrived. It was awesome! So soft, and light. Just as pictured. So pleased with this purchase. I would definitely order again." —Amy Schlachter

Get it from Amazon for $15.99. Available in six colors.

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25. An 18-ounce cocktail shaker for people who only like their drinks on ice.

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Promising review: "A sharp addition to our bar set and it doesn't get stuck like many other shakers when it gets cold. We've had it now for months, maybe a year, and it's still in perfect shape — and we use it a lot!" —Gone With the Wynns

Get it from Amazon or Jet for $29.91.

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28. A sticker, because once you find your penguin you'll be there for them when it isn't their day, their week, their month, or even their year.

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Promising review: "My stickers are amazing. They stick perfectly and are so easily removable. I have them up on my wall right now and they don’t take off any paint when removed!" —Alexis

Get it from Buttered Doodles on RedBubble for $2.75.

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33. A 2018 calendar that'll make every month ~flies by~ when you start each with a new floofer.

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The World Wildlife Fund receives 50 cents for each calendar purchased!

Promising review: "Another excellent calendar from WWF! I originally bought one, but a friend's daughter saw mine and wanted one for herself, so I gave her mine and bought another for myself. Can't wait until next year for the 2019 calendar. Would recommend to anyone!" —Edward T.

Get it from Amazon for $14.99.