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    33 Gifts For Anyone Who Has Zero Chill When It Comes To Penguins

    **Checks flights for Antarctica**

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    1. A set of string lights, because we can't all see the arctic lights like our little friends.

    Get them from Anthropologie for $18.

    2. An adult penguin coloring book for people whose creativity isn't just *black and white*.

    Promising review: "Pictures are clear, very crisp pages, and colors do not bleed. Not even with markers." —Yeraldin

    Get it from Amazon for $8.99 or Walmart for $13.01.

    3. A pair of tights that'll keep you toasty when you don't have anyone to form a huddle with.

    Get them from ModCloth for $25. One size.

    4. A pack of paperclips to make sure your work goes ~swimmingly~.

    Promising review: "So adorable and the packaging is great! Bought these as small gifts for my office staff and they absolutely love them! Not only do they give a personal touch to their paperwork, but they are actually very functional in addition to being adorable! Would purchase again!" —Kiah Y Moross

    Get a 30-pack from Amazon for $6.03.

    5. A face mask so your skin is at its beak.

    It'll freshen and clear skin with lily flower extract, grapefruit extract, and paper mulberry.

    Get it from Asos for $4.

    6. A velour bathrobe for an extra cuddly option when the temperatures are going south.

    Promising review: "I ordered the penguin robe for my daughter for Christmas. It's so adorable! It looks to be very well-made and of high quality. It's extremely soft inside and out. I'm very pleased with it!" —SusanLeigh

    Get it from Amazon or Walmart for $24.99. Sizes: XS–XXL.

    7. A penguin popper that'll shoot out balls faster than it can catch fish.

    Load the soft foam balls into the penguin’s mouth and squeeze its center to release the ball while making a distinctive pop sound. The harder you squeeze the further it goes. It comes with six balls and a carrying net.

    Promising review: "Bought a whole bunch of these to give out as gifts for my Christmas party at work. Huge hit! They are quite powerful! Great for young and old alike. Best party favor yet!" —SofieJVZ

    Get it from Paper Source for $12.95 or Amazon or Walmart for $10.86.

    8. A plush sweater to nuzzle while battling bitter winds.

    Get it from Target for $20 (originally $29.99). Sizes: S–XL

    9. A tea steeper so your drink is ready before it gets arctic.

    Set this timer based on the type of tea. His beak automatically lifts your tea bag out of the cup when the time's up! ~Plus~ he doubles as a kitchen timer.

    Promising review: "I bought this for my fiance who loves penguins because we both love tea. He couldn't have been more thrilled and has been happily making cup after cup of tea brewed to perfection!" —Nicole

    Get it from Amazon or Jet for $29.75.

    10. An inspiring print for those of us who believeeeee we can fly. We believeeeee we can touch the skyyy.

    Get it from Trinity Bennett on Society6 for $25.87+. Available in five sizes.

    11. A fun board game that'll teach you more about your favorite critters along the way, in case you weren't already an expert.

    Promising review: "Monopoly with penguins. All the cards are named after penguins or penguin-related subjects, and include a fact on every property card!" —TheyKeepOnRising

    Get it from Amazon or Jet for $23.67.

    12. A lovable plush toy, because the nights are lonely without a mate.

    Get it from Anthropologie for $28.

    13. A giant two-foot-tall penguin who'll make it feel like you have the real deal. He loves you, I promise.

    Promising review: "This penguin is simply amazing! The price seemed so ridiculously low that I was worried about quality, but I went on all of the positive reviews. Boy, everyone was right!! First, it is huge! It is fluffy! Most importantly, my 4 year old granddaughter loves it! Melissa & Doug have never disappointed me, and this is no exception." —BrendaJ

    Get it from Nordstrom for $24.95 or Amazon for $19.57.

    14. A penguin-print one piece to have the perfect accessory for a polar plunge.

    Get it from American Eagle for $34.96 (originally $49.95). Sizes: XS–XXL

    15. A cookie cutter so you can finally break the ice between you and your oven.

    Promising review: "Very cute shape, well-made, and it looks just like a penguin without having to add a lot of extra decoration! Definitely worth the little bit of extra cost!" —LoveEDH

    Get it from Amazon for $5.99 or a similar style on Walmart for $6.69.

    16. An honest book, because penguins aren't really different than you and me, after all. We all hate clowns.

    Promising review: "This is a picture book for adults. Not humor for children. Very funny pictures and descriptions. We laughed a lot reading it at Christmas." —Pegg

    Get it from Amazon for $9.94, Barnes and Noble for $9.95, or at your local bookseller through IndieBound here.

    17. A pair of convertible mitten-gloves that'll make sure you're not a ~flight risk~ every time you need to leave the house.

    Get them from Forever 21 for $6.90.

    18. A quirky top for an adorable look without spending a waddle of cash.

    Get it from ModCloth for $49. Sizes: 8 UK–24 UK

    19. A set of penguin socks to keep your flippers as cozy as can be, even on extra-chilly mornings.

    Promising review: "Nice weight,-well made, but most importantly, absolutely ADORABLE!!!" —Amazon Customer

    Get a five-pack from Amazon for $11.99.

    20. A pair of lacey boybriefs with cute chicks who get a little cheeky.

    Get it from American Eagle for $9.50. Sizes: XS–XXL.

    21. A pair of flannel pajamas that'll be just the tip of the iceberg to convince you to stay in forever.

    Promising review: "Fabric is soft and comfortable. Cute vibrant print. Generous fit." —Eleanor

    Get them from Amazon for $19.99. Sizes: S–3X

    22. A plush onesie so you can comfortably watch Happy Feet twenty times in a row.

    Get it from Forever 21 for $29.90. Sizes: XS–L

    23. An infinity scarf, because everyone knows the best way to stay warm is by necking.

    Promising review: "SOOOO soft. I really wasn't sure what I was going to get when I ordered this. It was for a gift for a friend who loves penguins, and I was honestly a little nervous. Until it arrived. It was awesome! So soft, and light. Just as pictured. So pleased with this purchase. I would definitely order again." —Amy Schlachter

    Get it from Amazon for $15.99. Available in six colors.

    24. An LED lamp to light up your life with its soft glow.

    Get it from Asos for $56.

    25. An 18-ounce cocktail shaker for people who only like their drinks on ice.

    Promising review: "A sharp addition to our bar set and it doesn't get stuck like many other shakers when it gets cold. We've had it now for months, maybe a year, and it's still in perfect shape — and we use it a lot!" —Gone With the Wynns

    Get it from Amazon or Jet for $29.91.

    26. An extra-quiet humidifier so you can stay well-rested and comfortable in your igloo.

    Get it from Nordstrom for $49.99, Amazon for $64.99, or Jet for $48.25 (originally $49.99).

    27. A snow-berry flavored lipgloss to make sure that your beak is never chapped despite the icy winds.

    Get it from Forever 21 for $3.90.

    28. A sticker, because once you find your penguin you'll be there for them when it isn't their day, their week, their month, or even their year.

    Promising review: "My stickers are amazing. They stick perfectly and are so easily removable. I have them up on my wall right now and they don’t take off any paint when removed!" —Alexis

    Get it from Buttered Doodles on RedBubble for $2.75.

    29. An insulated lunch bag that'll peck away any sticky fingers.

    Promising review: "Item arrived before the estimated delivery date and is perfect! So cute and can't wait to use it for work!" —Caitlin

    Get it from Amazon for $21.99.

    30. A wireless speaker named Pat who wants to chirp along with you to all your favorite songs.

    Comes with a built-in microphone and it can remotely take photos.

    Get it from American Eagle for $12.47 (originally $24.95).

    31. A slow-rising stress ball so you have a way to calm yourself in situations as tense as waiting for the first penguin to jump in the water and see if they're eaten by a seal.

    Get it from Walmart for $5.80 (originally $8).

    32. A dog sweater, because to see a cuter combination would be bad for your heart.

    Get it from Cost Plus World Market for $9.99.

    Order by 12/18 for free standard shipping.

    33. A 2018 calendar that'll make every month ~flies by~ when you start each with a new floofer.

    The World Wildlife Fund receives 50 cents for each calendar purchased!

    Promising review: "Another excellent calendar from WWF! I originally bought one, but a friend's daughter saw mine and wanted one for herself, so I gave her mine and bought another for myself. Can't wait until next year for the 2019 calendar. Would recommend to anyone!" —Edward T.

    Get it from Amazon for $14.99.

    Or you can adopt a penguin from WWF to help our threatened friends! Unclear if you can visit them.

    Warner Bros

    The reviews for this post have been edited for length and clarity.

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