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1. A pair of heated s'mores slippers that'll melt your heart as fast as they'll warm your piggies.

2. Faux fur arm warmers with finger openings so you can text without freezing your ducking hands.

Get them from Free People for $38. Also available in pink.
3. A pair of fleece-lined leggings, because you should still feel like you're under a thousand blankets even when you leave the house.

Promising review: "I love these! There stretchy, soft, warm, and fuzzy. They have a tight fit but are very comfortable. They're like wearing clouds. They even have this foot thing that keeps the leggings from sliding up when you put pants on." —KittyD
Get them from Amazon for $10.99+ (available in eight colors) or Walmart for $9.39 (available in six colors). One size.
4. A bluetooth double-knit beanie with a built-in headset and headphones so you can drown out the sound of children making snow angels while you're forced to walk to work. Harrumph.

When it comes to music, think of this beanie as an iPod shuffle that sits on your head: you can skip or backtrack songs, control the volume, and pause. It comes with bluetooth to connect to any smartphone so you can even make calls. All from your noggin'.
Promising review: "This beanie is great, especially in cold weather places. It was a gift for a friend who travels for work, often in cold weather. There's no need to take your hands out of your pocket to answer a call and it's also great to use for hands-free driving." —Jac D
Get it from Amazon for $24.99. Available in three colors.
5. An oversize thick-knit sweater to feel like you're in a constant bear hug as you make a mad dash to work.

Promising review: "I am in love with this sweater! It makes the perfect winter sweater and is just as thick as it looks in the picture." —Chris Roper
Get it from Amazon for $22.99+. Sizes: S–XXL. Available in seven colors.
6. A pair of fuzzy socks that'll double as a quirky accessory for the boots you'll inevitably wear every day.

7. A pair of water-resistant UGG booties with plush shearling lining to conquer both practicality and style — take THAT...Santa...

Promising review: "A recent foot injury was cramping my holiday style until I bought these UGG boots. I can dress them up or down to accommodate almost any level of casual or dressy! I brought them into the doctor's office and she thoroughly approved of the fit to help heal my foot!" —NunziAg
Get it from Nordstrom for $149.95 or Amazon for $134.96+. Sizes: 5–11. Also available in black.
8. A longline hooded boucle jacket for an extra-thick ally as your boss lowers the damn thermometer again.

Get it from Forever 21 for $38.43 (originally $54.90). Sizes: S–L
9. A cowl neck sweater dress so you can look stylish without freezing your tuchus off.

10. A faux fur trapper hat for days that call for nothing less than extreme bundling.

Get it from Urban Outfitters for $24 (originally $39). Also available in black.
11. A knitted turtleneck poncho, because a one-and-done option is key when you wake up and the sky is still pitch black. Inspiration = nonexistent.
12. A pair of faux shearling lace-up booties for a welcome refreshment from clunky, heavy-duty options.

Get them from Asos for $60. Sizes: 5–10
13. A set of extra-soft, 100% cotton flannel sheets so you can give hibernation a whirl.

Each set includes one fitted sheet, one flat sheet and two pillowcases (one pillowcase for twin size). SLEEPTIGHTDON'TLETTHEBEDBUGSBITE.
Promising review: "These sheets are very soft and warm. I love that they are 100% cotton because they are breathable — I like to be cozy in the winter, but not sweaty! The pockets are also really deep and fit over my thick mattress." —Sarah M.
Get it from Amazon for $39.99+. Sizes: Twin–King. Available in 10 colors.
14. A pair of chenille mittens that'll make it feel like the abdominal snowman himself is holding your hand. In a good way.

Get them from Urban Outfitters for $12 (originally $18). Available in three colors.
15. A frill sleeve sweater, because winter storms aren't the only thing that gets to be dramatic.

Get it from Boohoo for $23 (originally $38). Sizes: 12–18
16. A heated toaster pillow to spoon throughout the night for the happiest sleep of your life.

Promising review: "Soooooo cute! Heat control is simple and easy to use. The pillow is super soft and it's wonderful to cuddle with it!" —Allison Koba
Get it from Amazon for $32.99.
17. A faux fur sweatshirt for days you wonder why you weren't born a polar bear. SO MUCH FUR. SO MUCH WARMTH.

Get it from Tobi for $54 (originally $108). Sizes: S–L
18. An embroidered sweatshirt so darn cozy you'll find yourself purring.

19. A shaggy faux fur blanket that'll be the only cuddle buddy you need — everyone else will just hog it.

Promising review: "I have a $120 faux fur throw and this one is so much better! I was concerned the lining would be rough but it is super soft. It is luxurious (better than the picture) and so soft and cuddly. It is super thick but not heavy. I accidentally ordered two and am keeping both. Love this product." —K Shopper
Get it from Amazon for $28.49.
20. A pair of non-slip, sherpa-lined slipper socks for dipping your toe into never leaving the house again.

Promising review: "They are amazing. Like walking on a cloud. And the no slip treads on the bottom assure I won't slip. Really great slippers." —Brigid M. Litras
Get them from Amazon for $12.99+. Available in adult, toddler, and kid sizes.
21. A super-duper soft turtleneck sweater dress to feel extra toasty even though you aren't wearing pants.

Who needs 'em!
Get it from American Eagle for $29.97 (originally $59.95).Sizes: XXS–XXL (tall sizes available). Also available in rose.
22. A mermaid tail blanket so you have a valid excuse as to why you can't leave the couch. My legs...they're gone...
23. A sweatshirt with faux fur sleeves that'll keep you so warm, you'll wonder why we ever evolved.

Get it from Boohoo for $35 (originally $49). Sizes: 12–18. Also available in white.
24. A a pair of fur-lined bootie slippers, because sometimes extra measures have to be taken even when indoors.

Promising review: "These are the best slippers I have ever had. LOVE them. Indoor/Outdoor - so great." —Amazon Customer
Get them from Amazon or Walmart for $19.99. Sizes: S–XL. Available in six colors.
25. A slouchy sweater dress for a pop of color when all you see is white, white, and more white. And a bit of yellow.

Get it from Missguided for $48. Sizes: 12–18
26. A knit sweater with an open back to literally turn heads year-round. Winter is no exception.
27. A faux fur headband that could help you fashionably survive in the wilderness for months.

Get it from Free People for $38. Also available in blush.
28. A faux fur sweater so bitter winds are no match for you and your new fuzzy friend.

Get it from Forever 21 for $24.90. Sizes: 0X–3X
29. A heated electric blanket, because if you're going to watch Netflix for 14 hours straight, you're going to do it right.

Promising review: "This little thing is awesome. You don't need a space heater in your bedroom raising your electricity bill if you have one of these. You can triple its effectiveness by placing a heavy blanket on top of the electric blanket." —John Smith
Get it from Amazon for $34.99. Available in seven colors.
30. A knit beanie with a faux fur pompom to put a cap on never-ending boring winter hats.

Get it from Tobi for $14 (originally $20).
31. A plaid blanket scarf you can wear wrapped around your neck or as a shawl. Tldr: This is never leaving your side.

Promising review: "This scarf is AMAZING. Looks exactly like the picture. It's soft, warm and lightweight, perfect for the winter. Exactly what I was looking for, and the colors are so pretty. Definitely worth the price." —Amazon Customer
Get it from Amazon for $9.99+. Available in 17 colors.
32. A thick sweater with a removable snood for an emergency backup when you walk in the door and it's only about two degrees warmer.
Promising review: "It’s very comfortable the color is exactly the way it looks in the picture. I love that it’s two piece and it even has a hole in each sleeve for your thumbs." —Express Customer
Get it from Express for $39.95 (originally $79.90). Sizes: XXS–L. Available in three colors.
33. A crushed velvet puffer with padded quilting so you can show winter you're not growing ~soft~.

Get it from Forever 21 for $27.93. Sizes: S–XL. Also available in silver.
34. A pair of stylish sweatpants that'll make you look cute even when shuffling through five feet of snow.
Promising review: "I LOVE THESE. They are so comfortable, really cute, warm, and I love the cuff at the bottom. I would definitely buy these again." —GileSmiles
Get them from Amazon for $15.99+. Sizes: XS–XXL. Available in 25 colors.
35. A quilted velvet scarf to feel both luxurious and unbelievably warm.

Get it from Asos for $29.
36. A sherpa zip-up hoodie, because people will give you funny looks if you walk outside in a comforter.

Get it from Tobi for $35 (originally $88).
37. A chenille sweater simple enough for everyday wear with only a few people noticing. They should get a life.

Promising review: "This sweater is amazing. I got the dark teal. So soft, a perfect color for the holiday season (or any season), and I love the simple detail of the ties on the side. Easy to dress up or down. I’m 5’4” and about 125 and the small fits like a dream. It’s not as short as it looks in the photos, and the loose drape is very flattering. I want the black one now too!" —LAKEN
Get it from American Eagle for $22.47 (originally $44.95). Sizes: XXS–XXL. Also available in green.
38. An amazing trio of a hat, scarf, and mittens so you're all ~covered~ lickety-split.
Get it from Amazon for $17.99+. Available in three colors.
HOW ARE YOU DOING THIS WITH NO PANTS. EXPLAIN YOURSELF, POOH.

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