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    Bellesa Boutique Is Having A MAJOR Sex Toy Sale And Suddenly My Plans Are Wide Open

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    1. A dual-stimulating vibrator with ~seven~ vibration modes for proving multitasking really can be a rewarding activity. It's designed to maximize *both* G-spot and clit stimulation, meaning this thing is seriously on a power trip (but you'll love it).

    2. A Nimbus vibrator (that's right), because even beginners will be able to comfortably ~ride~ this to feel its magic touch. And yes — you WILL be taken to new heights.

    3. A set of kegal training balls that'll prove all good things come to those who wait (and practice). They'll help strengthen your PC muscles, which in turn will lead to more intense climaxes. Win, win, WIN.

    4. A curved vibrator with velvety-smooth silicone curves and *seven* vibration settings so you can choose a different adventure every night. Spoiler alert: there's always a happy ending.

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    6. A travel-friendly clitoral stimulator, because you never need a *vacation* from the bliss this'll bring. Its negative pressure wave technology (that feels like a vacuum) will have you leaving your "do not disturb" sign up alllllll day. You might not even do any sight-seeing at all.

    7. A powerful dual vibrator that'll be perfect for anyone who's ready to earn their black belt in the bedroom. It reaches both your clit and G-spot with powerful twin motors, aka you're about to cancel a heck of a lot plans. It's you two against the world now.

    8. A clitoral-stimulating sex toy so you can test out how thick your apartment walls really are. Its wildly popular design acts as a ~sensual vacuum~ by delivering waves and pulsations around your clit — someone get us to the church on time, because we are MARRYING this crowd pleaser.

    9. A hand-crafted glass butt plug for feeling extremely fancy while giving this a whirl. You can immerse it under hot or cold water to play with the benefits of temperature, plus its super smooth design ensures you're comfortable in every aspect — no ifs, ands, or butts.

    10. A vibrating cock ring, because this'll be clingy in all the right ways. It makes *both parties* happy by delivering waves of vibrations, proving three isn't too much of a crowd after all.

    11. A butterfly-tipped vibrator that'll ~flutter~ as you use it for the ultimate clitoral stimulation. That, combined with its smooth-shafted dual-stimulation, and you'll be ready to take flight in no time.

    12. A kegel exercise tool to make *certain* workouts extremely pleasurable. It has all the benefits of a typical kegel-strengthening tool, but with an added vibrating function. Talk about an at-home gym.

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    14. A best-selling vibrator, because this'll make sure beginners can easily join in on the fun. Its design needs only one button, making it super simple to control and explore with. Oh would you look at that — all your Friday night plans just disappeared.

    15. A hand-crafted glass dildo that'll encourage you to explore entirely new ways to discover pleasure, thanks to its ability to change temperatures. Suddenly our microwave doesn't only make our bellies happy...

    16. A water-based lubricant so you can rely on something that'll always feel natural, won't stain, and is totally body-safe (not to mention compatible with condoms and sex toys).

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