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1. A contemporary wall mirror with a semicircle wood frame, because your spending doesn't always have to reflect your impeccable taste.
2. A gilded mirror accent table so you discover the true meaning of fool's gold — your secret is safe with me.
3. A rounded-back dining chair that'll feel more like a throne — who cares if you're eating leftover pizza?
4. A circular metal shelf for achieving a seemingly high-end aesthetic on a well-rounded budget.
5. A rice paper floor lamp, because this won't *shed a light* on its own price tag — only you will know.
6. A vibrant area rug so your room looks luxurious from the floor up (without making your bank account hit rock bottom).
7. A glass and wood coffee table that'll definitely make you feel entitled to enforce coasters when guests come over.
8. A linen sofa futon, because this will prove you can have the best of both worlds: function and style. Who knew having it all could be so inexpensive?
9. A wood and metal cabinet for investing in an easy focal piece. Will you need anything else after this? NOPE.
10. A mid-century three-tiered bookshelf so people won't be able to ~read~ between the lines when it comes to how much you spent.
11. A velvet button-back accent chair that'll give your bum the plush treatment it deserves.
12. A wooden three-panel room divider for not only instantly creating an extra room, but also adding some mid-century appeal to your space.
13. A geometric ceramic side table, because getting your room in *top shape* shouldn't cost a second mortgage.
14. A tufted velvet ottoman so it looks like you moved to Versailles without even needing a passport.
15. A wood platform bed with a rustic pine finish that'll ~elevate~ the place in your home you value the most. Don't act like you don't spend all your time here.
16. A gold two-tier serving cart for cheaply upgrading your inexpensive alcohol. It's fancy cocktails only from here on out.
17. A geometric multi-position chair, because something's price tag isn't always as clear as black and white (luckily for us, am I right?).
18. An upholstered cotton headboard so you can finally put overspending to bed.
19. A heavy-duty metal clothing rack that'll let you both humblebrag your favorite outfits and effortlessly add a polished flair to your decor.
20. A retro wooden desk with a riser for having somewhere chic to do your work without spending your entire hard-earned paycheck.
21. A gold and black wall shelf, because all that clutter on your shelves is ruining your aesthetic. Time to stealthily "organize!"
22. An oak three-drawer dresser so you can give your bedroom an adult makeover even if you're still on a college budget.
23. A modern dark walnut and white wood TV cabinet with a two-drawer siding door cabinet that'll give whatever show is playing a run for its money.
24. A vintage-y area rug for revamping your home in one step without flooring your credit card bill.
25. An adjustable faux leather swivel chair, because you have a debonair derrière and it deserves the BEST.
26. A vanity table with a trifold mirror and cushioned stool so you can properly set the stage when you work on your masterpiece, aka your makeup.
27. A crystal-beaded gourd lamp that'll remind people of your maximum wattage brilliance. It's about time you got some credit.
28. A modern console table with a sturdy metal base and two-tier shelving for creating a striking entry way without cutting your budget in half.
29. A four-shelf steel bookcase so you'll finally have a way to show off those fancy novels you read in college. Do you still want to brag about them? Absolutely.
30. A three-piece brass pub set with a faux marble top and extra shelf space so you can transform small spaces into what looks like a SoHo penthouse (rent not included, bless).
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