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1. A privy book with some ~potent~ knowledge.
2. A smartphone vase to play tunes from your *bloom box*.
3. A tube-wringer so you can skip that trip to the drug store we both know you were never going to take, anyway.
4. A beaded bowl with your birthstones to please you even when Mercury is in retrograde.
5. A glowing gummy bear that would be truly unfortunate to mistake for a midnight snack.
6. A game of Beeropoly to get your guests ~hopped up~.
7. A Wine-O-Saur who's probably more aged than your wine.
8. A presidential portrait of your patriotic pooch for one nation, under Dog.
9. A frank doormat that does the end-of-night small talk for you.
10. A punny paperweight to hold down both your books and your temper (maybe).
11. A sudsy squid who's a sucker for your shower bottles.
12. A classic camera that filters your photos without the 'gram.
13. A sporty mug so every breakfast is a slam dunk.
14. A doggone funny toy in case you don't take enough embarrassing pictures of your pup.
15. A set of silly stickers to put a face to your charger.
16. A smart lighting panel that can create vibrant party vibes or a soothing sunrise for the morning after.
17. A DIY terrarium kit for a ~gnomely~ touch to your desk.
18. An avocado hugger that keeps your favorite food fresh to the ~core~.
19. A handy dishtowel if you can't stand the heat, but can't get out of the kitchen because you want your lasagna.
20. A set of toaster pouches for the lazy cheese connoisseur.
21. A mimosa diagram with just enough OJ to make this totally count as a juice cleanse.
22. A pocket-size DJ mixer to crank up club vibes, minus cramped spaces/overpriced drinks/girls crying in the bathroom.
23. A trumpeting book case that hopefully has the only elephants in the room.
24. An alternative garden if your space is the size of your green thumb.
25. A kit of absinthe to make the heart grow fonder.
26. A super-soft shower curtain so showering is no prob-llama.
27. A captivating claymation kit for your little Kid Burton.
28. An empowering emblem of your kick-ass accomplishments.
29. A couple of sneaker headlights so running at night is still a walk in the park.
30. And a land shark who may or may not ring your doorbell for an ominous snack.
Ding ding.
