Jenny Chang / BuzzFeed We hope you love the products we recommend! Just so you know, BuzzFeed may collect a share of sales from the links on this page. 1. A privy book with some ~potent~ knowledge. uncommongoods.sjv.io Promising Review: "If you love to talk about poop, then this is a good conversation starter." —CornPrice: $9 2. A smartphone vase to play tunes from your *bloom box*. uncommongoods.sjv.io Promising Review: "Bought this for my wife's desk so I can more regularly give her flowers, and so when she looks at her phone, she'll think about how much I love her." —ChrisPrice: $32 3. A tube-wringer so you can skip that trip to the drug store we both know you were never going to take, anyway. uncommongoods.sjv.io Promising Review: "My boyfriend loves neat, random gadgets such as this, and is also horrible at getting all the product out of the toothpaste (something I always tease him about). He absolutely loves this gift, and we were both surprised at how well it worked! You won't miss a single drop of product with this thing." —LysPrice: $24.95 4. A beaded bowl with your birthstones to please you even when Mercury is in retrograde. uncommongoods.sjv.io Promising Review: "She loved it! A very thoughtful and personal gift for someone you love. The dish is certainly something you won't find every day." —JohnnyPrice: $44 5. A glowing gummy bear that would be truly unfortunate to mistake for a midnight snack. uncommongoods.sjv.io Promising Review: "They are soft enough for young children to squeeze and there are no sharp edges, so it is virtually impossible for a child to hurt themself." —KarinPrice: $27.99 (available in five colors). 6. A game of Beeropoly to get your guests ~hopped up~. uncommongoods.sjv.io Promising Review: "I gave this as a gift to a friend. He immediately wanted to open it and play a round. One hour and four rounds later, I had yet to drink the community cup! If you like to play Kings as a drinking game, then this is definitely the game for you. The board is beautiful and seems to be liquid-resistant." —MegoofPrice: $35 7. A Wine-O-Saur who's probably more aged than your wine. uncommongoods.sjv.io Promising Review: "My daughter loved it! She can't wait to put it in her apartment." —Fancy NancyPrice: $45 8. A presidential portrait of your patriotic pooch for one nation, under Dog. uncommongoods.sjv.io Promising Review: "The artist is wonderful! If you're obsessed with your pet like my fiancé and I are, this is a great gift!" —SarahPrice: $75 unframed, $135 framed 9. A frank doormat that does the end-of-night small talk for you. uncommongoods.sjv.io Promising Review: "I love the design. Definitely makes an impression on guests." —DTPrice: $38 10. A punny paperweight to hold down both your books and your temper (maybe). uncommongoods.sjv.io Promising Review: "I have this at my office. I LOVE this. When I'm stressed, I can look at it and chuckle...nobody knows." —ZeusiePrice: $45 11. A sudsy squid who's a sucker for your shower bottles. uncommongoods.sjv.io Promising Review: "The squid is really cute and holds all my shower necessities well. Best of all, it's something I can quickly grab on my way to the shower in the dorms." —SpurfyPrice: $36 12. A classic camera that filters your photos without the 'gram. uncommongoods.sjv.io Promising Review: "It was a completely unexpected gift that truly delighted its recipient, who is an avid photographer. She loves the effects and the results." —TankPrice: $49 13. A sporty mug so every breakfast is a slam dunk. uncommongoods.sjv.io Promising Review: "I am a big college hoops fan and this arrived just in time to kick off March Madness." —AngPrice: $24 14. A doggone funny toy in case you don't take enough embarrassing pictures of your pup. uncommongoods.sjv.io Promising Review: "This is just the funniest thing to see being carried around by your dog! Got one for my friend (who has a handlebar mustache) and his boxer." —Neptune's momPrice: $10 each 15. A set of silly stickers to put a face to your charger. uncommongoods.sjv.io Promising Review: "I bought this for myself to keep track of whose charger cord is whose. I grin whenever I look at my cord now. Brings a little whimsy and fun to my day." —Mom of 2Price: $12.95 16. A smart lighting panel that can create vibrant party vibes or a soothing sunrise for the morning after. uncommongoods.sjv.io Promising Review: "The color tones and vibrancy are spellbinding. The variations and customizations make it so versatile and fun to experiment with. We have a large home with tall, double-height ceilings and white walls, and the entire space glows and takes on different moods depending upon the light color." —Jenny Price: $60-$200 (available in two sizes). 17. A DIY terrarium kit for a ~gnomely~ touch to your desk. uncommongoods.sjv.io Promising Review: "Bought this for my brother-in-law for his birthday. He is a master gardener. My sister says he'll love it." —Kathi the apprentice gardener Price: $42 18. An avocado hugger that keeps your favorite food fresh to the ~core~. uncommongoods.sjv.io Promising Review: "Works perfectly for a small salad when only a half an avocado is needed!" —NoniePrice: $7.95 19. A handy dishtowel if you can't stand the heat, but can't get out of the kitchen because you want your lasagna. uncommongoods.sjv.io Promising Review: "It's a great product to give someone who you know is always smoking up the kitchen. It will give them a good laugh." —HolycrankPrice: $15 20. A set of toaster pouches for the lazy cheese connoisseur. uncommongoods.sjv.io Promising Review: "I've purchased these twice now as gifts for my best friend and sister. In college, my best friend would often make a grilled cheese but didn't want to get out a frying pan, so she would toast three pieces of bread, then add cheese and microwave it. I just gave these to her last week for her birthday and she loves them!" —Abby GiselePrice: $9.99 for three. 21. A mimosa diagram with just enough OJ to make this totally count as a juice cleanse. uncommongoods.sjv.io Promising Review: "Bought the mimosa glasses as a gift for our friends. We all get together for a weekend once a year. We always have mimosas with our breakfast. These glasses were a big hit with everyone." —NanaPrice: $38 22. A pocket-size DJ mixer to crank up club vibes, minus cramped spaces/overpriced drinks/girls crying in the bathroom. uncommongoods.sjv.io Promising Review: "My husband loves music, and he loves to play it wherever he goes. This product is great because it is portable and he can easily take it on the go. Also, the quality is really great." —SamPrice: $100 23. A trumpeting book case that hopefully has the only elephants in the room. uncommongoods.sjv.io Promising Review: "My daughter has always loved elephants, so this was a perfect gift. She has already sent me a picture of her bookcase with the elephant bookends displayed." —BailsPrice: $65 24. An alternative garden if your space is the size of your green thumb. uncommongoods.sjv.io Promising Review: "I hope this is my indoor answer to outdoor pests and eaters of my plants!" —BeePrice: $24 25. A kit of absinthe to make the heart grow fonder. uncommongoods.sjv.io Promising Review: "Tastes like black licorice and a complex variety of herbs. I've given it to my friends and parents and all they have to say is, 'Wow, you MADE this?' I'll be getting refill kits again and again, as it's much cheaper and better than purchasing absinthe online or from stores." —GarrettPrice: $20). 26. A super-soft shower curtain so showering is no prob-llama. uncommongoods.sjv.io Promising Review: "It is very good-quality material and absolutely adorable! My daughter LOVES it! Llamas and cacti: both her favorites in one place. It makes her bathroom fun and in her style!" —PatPrice: $60 27. A captivating claymation kit for your little Kid Burton. uncommongoods.sjv.io Promising Review: "My kids have done some stop-motion activities at school, so I bought this to bring the fun home. It is a great rainy-day activity that doesn't require a ton of screen time but still feels cool and interactive." —AllisonPrice: $20 28. An empowering emblem of your kick-ass accomplishments. uncommongoods.sjv.io Promising Review: "This was a gift for a co-worker who is the first woman to earn a certain position in our school district. It was the perfect expression of what she has accomplished." —Houston808Price: $68 29. A couple of sneaker headlights so running at night is still a walk in the park. uncommongoods.sjv.io Price: $60 30. And a land shark who may or may not ring your doorbell for an ominous snack. uncommongoods.sjv.io Promising Review: "It is on the neighborhood circle providing joy to all." —BbbbbbbbbbbbPrice: $180 Ding ding. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF NBC The reviews for this post have been edited for length and clarity.