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1. A set of ice cream ballpoint pens to sweeten the deal of doing work instead of watching holiday movies.
2. A subscription to the online beauty retailer Birchbox made just for you. Fill out a form to tailor to your skin, hair, or makeup preferences. Every month will bring a new box packed with impressive brands that were curated with you in mind!
3. A waterproof eggplant-shaped vibrator with *ten* vibration settings so you'll suddenly crave vegetables in your life every day.
4. An extra-long dachshund knit scarf for the perfect cuddle buddy to fight the weather together.
5. A set of denim-style baking cups that'll make eating sweets feel a little like cannibalism but worth it, tbh.
6. A set of lacey fishnet socks to dress up your everyday sneakers, because having to choose between comfort and style is like deciding if you want to live with mom or dad.
7. A pair of hand-painted ceramic unicorn salt and pepper shakers that'll make even the blandest meals feel magical.
8. A pair of copper winged earrings, because Santa's still watching so you need to look as angelic as possible.
9. A four-pack of lace bralettes so you can keep stylish undergarments on rotation (and well within budget).
10. A pack of instant yet rich hot cocoa from the experts of chocolate for those of us who want to treat ourselves but can't find the stove.
11. A trio of personalized wine bottles with customized labels, because we already know every occasion calls for wine. You can even just say "I made it to Friday." You deserve it.
12. A set of 100 beautifully crafted post cards with literary quotes from 50 writers like Virgina Woolf, Jane Austen, and Charlotte Brontë that'll make sure your thank you notes are already beautifully written.
13. A set of pins styled after Van Gogh paintings that'll make your backpack or jacket a true piece of art.
14. A 1.5 inch memory foam mattress topper for a sleep so restful it just may turn into a full-blown hibernation.
15. An Obama chia planter, because you know what they say about your heroes: if you love them, grow grass on their head.
16. A deep kneading massage pillow with heat to pair with a nice bottle of wine after a day of teaching your boss how to send an email for the hundredth time.
17. An attachable glass for your wine bottle so there's still a middle man between you and straight chugging. This makes it simply elegant.
18. A rechargeable camera lens with an LED light that'll make every selfie, photo, and video look like it was captured by Annie Leibovitz herself.
19. A Nifty journal to get your life organized even before January first rolls around, because if you miss laundry day one more time you will be left pantyless.
20. A lightweight 3D VR headset to make a viewing experience so vivid, you'll feel like you're in the movie. Maybe don't watch IT with this.
21. A stainless steel cuff with a special groove that'll make your hair band go incognito.
22. A velvet leotard bodysuit so come NYE, you look trendy AF but you can still wear pants. It's cold, people.
23. An adjustable 14K gold-plated opal ring that'll prove there's only one person good enough to put a ring on it and that's you.
24. A DNA test kit for a detailed breakdown of your ancestry — you can use the results to find long lost relatives from around the world!
25. A pair of friendly plush slippers to get one step closer to owning your favorite animal, even if it's as exotic as a sloth.
26. A Fondoodler: a cheese hot glue gun so you can throw portion control out the window and launch a full attack on all of your meals. If it's not covered in cheddar, I don't want it.
27. A handmade necklace that'll scream couple goals, because PDA is only cute when involving animals. Humans, keep that to yourself.
28. A set of stainless steel coffee spoons for a way to make mornings a little more bearable.
29. A horcrux bookmark collection so you don't have to go on an impossible quest every time you reopen your book.
30. A duo of golden Rubik's cube-styled puzzles with different shaped blocks that'll help you *shine up* on your problem solving skills.
When you go holiday shopping and come home with only things for yourself:
