1. A contemporary classic that can either carry your half-heartedly bought veggies or the usual Chinese takeout.
2. A delectable print with your grocery list already included.
3. A cheerful bicycle, because sometimes you're ~two-tired~ to carry a bunch of bags.
4. A tote for the rebel who eats grapes before purchasing.
5. A neon design so you never forget it on your way out the door.
6. A bushel of carrots to dig up on your way to the store.
7. An eco-friendly bouquet that blossoms come shopping time.
8. A slew of gratitude with probably better manners than you and I.
9. A metallic assortment for trips that require many a bag (and maybe an extra hand).
10. A squad of poodles who will probably lead you to the treats section.
11. A colorful tote as eye-catching as the free samples on aisle seven.
12. A blunt bag with a pretty straight-forward grocery list.
13. A netted shopper for a cute touch to a small errand.
14. An economic explorer to help map your way through the grocery aisles.
15. A swarm of beetles if farmer markets set you abuzz.
16. A friendly turtle who would be blue should you choose not to go green.
17. A glittery holdall that might inspire you to shop healthy thanks to its see-through material. Or not.
18. A hit of tie-dye so your food has some color, no matter what.
19. A cheeky carryall to apologize on behalf of your potty mouth.
20. A real *cutie pie* for a romantic stroll back home.
21. A mesh wino with two bottle pockets, because priorities.
22. A flock of parrots who won't squawk at your fifth tub of ice cream.
23. A field of cacti if you get ~prickly~ at wasteful plastic.
24. A punny pouch that'll make people say "you've goat to be kidding me."
25. A vegan produce bag to stuff many an apple or wine bottle.
26. A reusable rapper so you can shop to the *beet*.
27. A pupper who'll ask you to pick up a bunch of Milk-Bones.
28. A simple sack if you're still getting the hang of wholesome eating.
29. A jet-setting unicorn that's probably less of a myth than a store without chocolate.
Step one: buy cute grocery bag. Step two: look like you know what you're doing.
