1. The only legitimate reason to not skip leg day.
2. Instantly become the most desirable human in the room.
3. For when it's time to get ~freaky~.
4. Really freaky.
5. Would you like fries with that?
6. Finally, your patronus on a shirt.
7. For the ~coolest~ person in the office.
8. Because the story about that time you almost ate your own arm always does well at parties.
9. For feet that sizzle.
10. The most honest piece of clothing you'll ever own.
11. Hot dogs for your dogs.
12. Because there are very few things in this world that can't be improved by sprinkles.
13. Waffles flip, and now so do your flops.
14. Proof that junk food can be both delicious AND adorable.
15. Just as warm on the outside as it is on the inside.
16. SURPRISE someone literally ripped this out of a dream you once had.
17. And of course, an homage to the only man who respects food more than you: Ron F*cking Swanson.
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