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16 Times Calories Literally Don't Count

Ignorance is bliss.

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1. When it's your birthday.

HBO

Duh.

2. Or anybody else's birthday.

Via bustle.com

DOUBLE duh.

3. Pretty much any holiday ever in existence, really.

NBC

4. Whenever Taylor Swift stabs the food first.

Via youtube.com

NOT FEELING SO SATURATED ANYMORE, ARE YOU, FAT?!

5. Any time after 2 a.m.

CBS

(Life hack: It is technically always after 2 a.m.)

6. Whenever you haven't paid for it.

Universal Pictures

SCORE.

7. Or whenever you steal it off someone else's plate.

Disney

#sorrynotsorry

8. Any buffet situation you will ever encounter.

Toho

Your esophagus needs to get its money's worth.

9. Whenever you exercise.

Focus Features

10. ... and whenever you "exercise."

Universal Pictures

YOU EARNED THIS, kind of.

11. When you're eating solely to look occupied at a party.

E!

Fried cheese > social interaction.

12. When you're sick.

NBC

White blood cells attack both viruses and calories, because science.

13. When you're in a car/train/plane/anything that moves.

DreamWorks Pictures

Gotta carbo load for all that sitting.

14. When you manage to sneak treats into the movie theater.

CBS / Via wordpress.com

*cue the Kim Possible theme song*

15. When you're sloshed.

ABC

Taco Bell was born for this.

And most of all ...

16. Whenever you vow to go on a diet the next day.

Disney

AHAHAHAHA, psychhhh.

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