16 Struggles Of Being A Really Perky Person

You just really! Like! Being alive!

Posted on January 21, 2015, 16:48 GMT

Emma Lord

Community Contributor

1. When you first meet people they always think you're SUPER sarcastic.

NOPE. I'm just genuinely excited all the time.

2. Nobody trusts your opinion very much.

Incidentally, you love most things.

3. Whenever your friends want to make plans, you inevitably play choir director.

Does anyone else have a phone?!

4. You're constantly losing your voice from talking all the time.

5. AND YOUR PINKY IS CONSTANTLY SORE FROM HOLDING DOWN THE SHIFT KEY.

EXCITING THINGS ARE HAPPENING ALWAYS.

6. You're fully aware that some people are annoyed by your perkiness.

7. But you're CERTAIN you could win them over if they just got to know you.

But - but - but ...

8. People assume they can't hurt your feelings because you're happy all the time.

Every now and then when the haters hate hate hate, we can't shake it off.

9. You have been accused on several occasions of "faking it."

10. For some reason people associate perkiness with stupidity.

You can be happy AND intelligent. Yeesh!

11. Your friends are surprised when you show your dark side.

What? We're humans, not lucky charms marshmallows. All the crazy goes somewhere.

12. People are always asking how much coffee you've had today.

A NORMAL HUMAN AMOUNT, WHY DO YOU ASK?!

13. You're always the last one to stop laughing at a joke.

Which means everyone's embarrassing impression of your laugh is uncanny.

14. Sometimes your face actually does hurt from smiling so much.

And the worst part is you CAN'T STOP.

15. The few times you actually are upset nobody has any idea how to deal with you.

16. People are always assuming you're Canadian.

Unless you actually are Canadian, in which case they are eerily spot on!

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