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You just really! Like! Being alive!
NOPE. I'm just genuinely excited all the time.
Incidentally, you love most things.
Does anyone else have a phone?!
EXCITING THINGS ARE HAPPENING ALWAYS.
But - but - but ...
Every now and then when the haters hate hate hate, we can't shake it off.
You can be happy AND intelligent. Yeesh!
What? We're humans, not lucky charms marshmallows. All the crazy goes somewhere.
A NORMAL HUMAN AMOUNT, WHY DO YOU ASK?!
Which means everyone's embarrassing impression of your laugh is uncanny.
And the worst part is you CAN'T STOP.
Unless you actually are Canadian, in which case they are eerily spot on!