1. Finding a crumpled post-it note literally anywhere.
2. The phone ringing at 4:55pm.
3. Walking past this section of CVS.
4. Sitting on any kind of chair that spins.
5. Remembering these people exist.
6. Hearing someone use the words "just a quick sec."
7. Hearing that horrible sound a printer makes just before it dies.
8. Getting a paper cut.
9. Hearing that "PING!" noise when a nearby stranger gets an e-mail.
11. Sensing someone sneak behind you to look at your computer screen.
12. Seeing a candy bowl in your immediate sight line.
13. Re-watching the first few seasons of The Office.
14. Listening to people who still say being an office assistant isn't a "real job."
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