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14 Reasons Never To Mess With Taylor Swift's Cats

Don't say we didn't, say we didn't warn ya.

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This weekend we all got a glimpse of what Taylor's cats are capable of when she shared this shot of Meredith's handiwork.

The singer's legs are reportedly insured for $40 million.

But if you were really paying attention, this wouldn't have come as a surprise: Meredith and Olivia have been hardcore since day one.

1. They're never not watching you.

2. Their stealth skills are on point...

3. ...particularly when you least suspect it.

4. They will mercilessly lick your brains out.

5. Their aim is FRIGHTENINGLY spot on.

6. And they vigilantly watch our human sporting events to improve on it.

7. They will eat the things you love with zero remorse.

8. There is nothing they do better than revenge.

That moment when your cat casually walks up,then abruptly ATTACKS your custom satin Oscar de la Renta gown during your fitting for Met Ball.

10. Meredith and Olivia even have their own hit list.

11. They fly internationally on private jets. There is nowhere they can't find you.

12. It's only a matter of time before they amass a small army.

It is a daily struggle for me to not buy more cats.

13. Meredith has even used her cat magic to brainwash our favorite ginger.

14. And guess what? THEY'RE COMING FOR YOU NEXT!
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