1. A Baby Yoda dishwasher magnet so cute that washing the dishes will be your new favorite chore. This lil' bub is reversible, so you'll always know whether the dishes in the dishwasher are "clean" or "dirty" and avoid any dirty dish-related mishaps.
2. A bunch of teensy macaron boxes for a delightful upgrade to many things in your routine, whether it's storing pills or trinkets or just staring at them looking all fancy and French on your bedside table.
3. A bottle of Mike's Hot Honey to instantly elevate all your favorite dishes to "my compliments to the CHEF" level. This can add a pinch of sweet and a kick of spice to anything from pizza to salads to tacos to — be still my '90s bb heart — grilled cheese.
4. A set of 50,000 (!!) highly popular, 100% biodegradable water beads for the ultimate ~spa vibe~. These are basically microscopic when they arrive, but expand into small, bouncy jelly-like balls when exposed to water.
5. An Oreo Mudslide-themed soap guaranteed to give you the most delicious (and emotionally confusing??) shower of your life. I just want to eat it and my stomach tells me "yes" but my brain tells me "no."
6. A pair of glowing light saber chopsticks to bring balance to the Force *and* to your sushi — whether you're repping the dark side or the light.
7. A whole set of British chocolate bars from Cadbury, aka the holy grail of any chocolate lover living stateside. Sorry @ all the other chocolate here.
8. A bubble-tea themed SLIME that basically combines two of life's greatest joys to create squishy, delicious-smelling bliss.
9. A set of three glitter gel pens with a smooth glide and *just* the right amount of subtle shine to put an extra bit of magic in everything you write.
10. A ridiculously popular "cat dancer" toy so both you and your furry friend can break a sweat indoors chasing after it — and, of course, chronicle the absurd shenanigans for Instagram.
11. A wireless, Bluetooth-enabled karaoke mic you can sync with preeeeetty much anything, including speakers, players, or singing apps on your phone. Now you can live out your Ariana Grande fan fictions in the comfort of your own home.
12. A cloud-shaped magnetic key holder for an absurdly cute storage option for keys that will make you feel a bit like a wizard every time you stash 'em there.
13. A five-year One Line A Day journal to give you a little ritual to look forward to at the end of every day (and really look forward to once the years start to overlap!).
14. Plus a set of eye-popping fine-point pens designed for planners and journals to add a little bit of rainbow pizzazz in your life (without bleeding through pages!).
15. A Disco Kitten peel-off glitter mask to brighten and exfoliate your skin with ingredients like lily, orange flower, elder flower, and magnolia extract, all while cosplaying as a human disco ball that would make ABBA proud.
16. An Instagram-famous bottle of Truff hot sauce, which is basically what happens when truffles and gourmet hot sauce have a ridiculously decadent baby.
17. A subscription to Yes Plz Coffee designed for people who like two things: caffeine and lil' surprises. They'll send you a new and unique blend every single week, so your taste buds can go on a new adventure every few days.
18. Plus a purrr-over coffee set, complete with a (sorry) purrr-forated top cup to get you the purrr-fect (SORRY) cup of drip coffee.
19. A tiny milk frother so you can start concocting your own cozy café drinks so delicious that you might just start a new TikTok trend.
20. A wine caddy for the bath tub that will basically make you feel like you're living inside an episode of Scandal, sans all the messy political drama and the effort of having to choose impeccable outfits every day.
21. A dainty beaded face mask chain to keep your mask on your person while you're driving in the car between errands and add a touch of rainbow glam to your day 🌈.
22. A toilet night-light so your can navigate to the bathroom in the middle of the night without stubbing your toe on 86 things *and* get the rave vibe your bathroom always deserved.
23. A spooky skull-shaped ice mold, because honestly, if we're all gonna be our own at-home bartenders now, we might as well be metal as heck about it.
24. A Memory Lane candle made with rich scents like vanilla, amaretto, and dark musk that also comes with its own ~surprise~ curated '70s R&B playlist to match the vibe.
25. A set of glittery confetti hair spirals so cute your inner monologue will be all "OMG 😭" whenever you spot them on your wrist.
26. A ginormous Nee-Doh, aka one of humankind's most soothing fidget toys. This deeply satisfying blob of an object is designed for kneading, squishing, throwing, and cuddling, so it's basically a 24/7/365 mood.
27. A Drinking Animals Coloring Book complete with recipes for themed cocktails on each page — Llamarita, anyone?
28. Plus a tin of cocktail sugar or salt for the rims of your at-home cocktails that come in so many inventive flavors you might just call the Food Network to get your own bartending show.
29. A sweet bodega-themed sticker set to add a little joy to your laptop, including one that is an homage to everyone's most delightful bodega surprise: when you round the corner and find a cat snoozing the afternoon away.
30. A foaming bubble bath with Epsom salts to help relieve aching muscles and give you something decadent to look forward to all day.
31. A customizable Levi's tote bag you can get in all kinds of prints, from Disney to Hello Kitty to Snoopy, so you can look down at your name on it every day and be like, "It ... me!!"
32. A set of rainbow flatware to make every meal feel so upscale and trendy you might just make your entire kitchen a rainbow oasis 🌈.
33. A customizable Glossier Balm Dotcom set full of ultra-hydrating, gorgeously subtle colors you can hand-pick for yourself — including a sparkly *birthday* balm one that I personally cherish like it's my real human friend.
34. A silicone Nutella AirPods case partially to protect your tech, but mostly so you can prop it next to an actual full-sized Nutella jar and caption it, "Don't ever talk to me or my son ever again."
35. A temporary tattoo from a shop with whoooole bunch of different designs, so there's bound to be one you'll fall in love with.
36. A set of Monkey Noodles, a quiet sensory toy that stretches, pulls, twirls, wraps, *and* squeezes, so you can test your five new BFFs to the limit (they literally stretch up to 8 FEET, y'all).
37. A luxe knit scarf with little sequin details, so every time you'll put it on you can have that subtle "Elsa on her way to save the kingdom in glorious shimmering threads" vibe.
38. A mini waffle maker to churn out adorably-sized, perfectly cooked-through chocolate chip waffles in mere minutes — not to mention hash browns, paninis, biscuits, and even (gasp) PIZZA. (But, you know. Priorities = dessert first.)
