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1.A broom for pet and human hair that can work on any type of floor, but is specifically designed to pull it up from the carpet faster and deeper than even a lot of vacuums can reach. Time to find out what color your carpet's *actually* been the whole time!
2.A set of dishwasher cleaning tablets you can pop into a cycle with your dirty dishes to wipe out all the extra grime and that funky smell, all without ever having to touch a sponge or any other kind of cleaning utensil.
3.A fume-free oven cleaner that will loosen up all those stains overnight — plus it's gentle enough that you don't need protective gloves to use it, but tough enough that it'll erase the evidence of all your baking misadventures and that time you fell asleep while cooking pizza rolls.
4.A pack of screen cleaner wipes to take care of all the residue on your television, tablets, laptop screens — which, if we're all being honest with ourselves, we use as a lunch tray more often than not.
5.A jewelry-cleaning stick with cleansing solution on a brush designed specifically to get in the nooks and crannies of your jewelry so fast that you basically blinked it brand-new.
6.A red wine stain-removing spray to pick up both old and new red wine stains from carpets, couches, towels, and fabrics in a matter of minutes, so now even your white duvet is safe from your cabernet's clutches.
7.A hard-water stain remover that will spare you hours of fruitless scrubbing, plus spare your poor eyeballs the cringe of seeing a stain massacre every time you open your shower curtain.
8.A double-sided keyboard cleaning tool to get those crumbs from Cheez-Its out of your keyboard *way* faster than your usual method of prying them out with your fingernails (or loosely shaking your laptop and hoping for the best).
9.A set of Bottle Bright tablets so you can tackle all the sludge caked on your bottles and mugs and make them look brand-new within the hour.
10.A carpet and upholstery cleaner to quickly rub all those old mystery stains out of your couches, chairs, and carpets so you can stop strategically putting blanket throws over them all the time.
11.A pet urine stain-removing spray that instantly tackles both old and new stains *plus* the funky smell, so you can enjoy your Bath & Body Works candles without the vague top notes of cat pee.
12.A fast-acting carpet spot-removing spray to take care of those miscellaneous stains from a previous tenant or that not-so-miscellaneous time you spilled half of the red sauce from your leftover noodles facedown on the floor.
13.An "Angry Mama" microwave cleaner that uses vinegar and water to blow hot steam into your microwave oven and loosen up all the old food and stains in a mere seven minutes (approximately two Lizzo songs, if anyone's keeping track).
14.A bottle of wood polish – it will instantly make your doors, hardwood floors, and furniture look so spanking new that you'll wonder if it's not actually wood polish but a time machine.
15.A foaming garbage disposal cleaner you can plop into your sink, run a little water on, and let its blue magic fizz its way up to the top while clearing out all the gunk from your culinary adventures in one go.
16.Plus a set of washing machine cleaning tablets that work just as easily — all you have to do is run a cycle with one of these and they'll tackle that weird mold + mildew smell. Your laundry will come out so fresh that you'll hold your nose up to it like you're auditioning to play "Human In Scented Detergent Commercial."
17.A makeup brush shampoo specifically designed to get all the gunk of your leftover foundation out fast, sparing you the indignity of buying yet *another* set of new brushes because you didn't keep up with cleaning them.
18.A drain snake you can funnel into your shower drain that honestly works a little *too* well at unclogging hair, pulling it up in one fast (and semi-horrifying) go.
19.A pumice stone that will instantly make the inside of your toilet look brand-spanking-new, even if the rings have already thwarted your efforts with the toilet brush.
20.A mold and mildew removal gel you can leave on the offending spots for six hours, then wipe away like nothing nefarious ever grew there in the first place.
21.A set of extra durable Magic Erasers that yes, you are already well aware of, but are extremely handy for all those miscellaneous, tough-to-deal-with stains. I'm talking those mystery dirty fingerprints on your walls, the skid marks by your door, that mystery food remnant still caked on your stove. BOOM, magically erased.
22.A toilet-cleaning gel you can stamp inside your toilet so it can continually clean with every flush for two weeks at a time, giving you one less mess to deal with as you triage all the other ones.
23.A lightweight vacuum that's a heavy hitter when it comes to quick cleaning — this sucker is designed to get into nooks and crannies fast, equipped with three nozzles so you can use it to tackle all those hard-to-reach spots without breaking a sweat.
24.A power scrubber brush you can attach to a DRILL (!!) that basically does all of the hard grime-busting so fast that you'll have eons of time left to deal with all those *other* messes you want to take care of quickly.
25.A bottle of Goo Gone for instantly banishing all those mysterious gooey, sticky, tough-to-scrub stains, from sticker residue to spilled glue to that fresh piece of gum you somehow against all odds got lodged in your hair.
26.A glass and ceramic cookware cleanup kit that comes with heavy-duty scrubber, a razor blade, *and* a cleaner specifically designed to get at those caked-on stains, so you can knock it all off in a few minutes and get your Ina Garten game face on in peace.
27.A bottle of jetted tub cleaner so easy to use that literally all you have to do is run your bath water, pour in the cleaner, and run your jets. Can someone please invent a version of this to clean up the rest of my life?
28.A set of reusable, streak-free microfiber cloths that clean surfaces with just water, sans chemicals. Plus, these legit hold up five times their weight in liquid, so you can mop up spills and pick up grime and dirt so fast you'll make Monica from Friends look like a poser.
29.A bottle of Bar Keepers Friend soft cleansing liquid and scouring cloth to cancel all your least favorite stains *without* scratching surfaces, no matter how old or crusty or shudder-worthy said stains have become. This stuff works on so many surfaces that it will basically transform your kitchen and bathroom, y'all.
30.A carpet cleaning solution that will dig in so immediately and so deep that nobody will ever guess your dog went on a peeing spree that one time you dared to come home smelling like someone else's dog.
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