1. A dramatic Imogen Heap dub.
3. A Ted Cruz reference.
4. A Simpsons interpretation.
5. "Holy shit," basically.
7. This succinct summary of the events.
8. A reference to another apology Trudeau made earlier in the day.
9. A hair joke.
10. A "Shawnigan Handshake" picture.
11. A story pitch.
12. A Heritage Moment.
13. A Jays-Rangers brawl comparison.
14. This very simple solution.
15. Speculation on next steps.
16. And how we can move past this.
17. Lastly, the former prime minister's face.
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