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*Raises eyebrow in British*

I can strongly relate to the boiled vegetables issue. Growing up, my family's only way of cooking vegetables was boiling them. Cabbage, carrots, broccoli, everything. And without salting the water, no seasoning, and boiling them for far too long. As a result, I hated all vegetables,… Read More

New title: 32 people who deserve to be single forever.

They look like Harry Potter's hair, as described in the books. And not in a good way.

I agree it isn't a typical British accent - it's a sort of heightened RP and he has an unusual voice, but I was fooled and I'm British.

I didn't realise that Peter Dinklage wasn't British for ages - his plummy British accent in Game of Thrones is incredible.

Technically yes, but so many people get it mixed up with the entirely different Louis Armstrong song that I tend to refer to it by that name instead.

I can't understand why anyone would choose a song about lost love, ex-love, creepy love or unrequited love as a first dance song. I know we all like different things, but some of these would be wildly inappropriate. Two sets of my friends had "How Long Will I Love You?" and "God Only… Read More

Open-plan kitchen and lounge. Open-plan kitchen and dining room is fine, but I don't want to sit and relax for the evening in the same room I've cooked in - the smells must cling to your soft furnishings like crazy. Also, unless you're the kind of person who cleans up immediately,… Read More

"Do you have the IQ of a fucking mop?" absolutely killed me. But it's terrifying how many people (mostly men) think that if you're bi or pan it means you're attracted to literally everyone on earth,