First dates are nerve-wracking experiences. However, not many can be worse than the one overheard by writer, Anne Thériault last night.
Based in Toronto, Canada, Anne Thériault was sitting in a café when she noticed a rapidly failing date going on next to her.
The tweets begin with Anne spotting the unfortunate pair.
Then things started to escalate...
... and the quotes start rolling in.
Our James Franco-lookalike is a selfless, generous date.
JK. He's every bad date you've ever had in one person.
With strong opinions on coffee.
Strong opinions on everything in fact.
It's just. So. Awkward.
Then things go from bad to worse.
Our heroine decides to beat a hasty retreat.
Which goes unnoticed.
Cue the most desperate excuse to end a date you will ever hear.
And a Speedy Gonzales-like getaway.
The date may have ended, but Anne's viral fame as the woman who live-tweeted the most excruciatingly awful date ever, lives on.
This has truly been her finest hour.
Anne, we salute you.
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