You've probably heard of sushi. News flash: It's delicious.
And you might have even heard of sushi burgers, a sushi twist that first originated in Japan – appearing on the menu of Japanese burger chain MOS – that has been recently trending on Instagram.
But did you know that there is an emerging underworld of other sushi foods? For instance, the SUSHI DOUGHNUT:
Let me just repeat that. PEOPLE ARE MAKING SUSHI DOUGHNUTS AND THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FEEL.
And it doesn't stop there. There's sushi pizza.
If it doesn't have cheese, is it still pizza?! If a tree falls in the forest but no one hears it, is sushi pizza acceptable? I DO NOT HAVE THE ANSWERS TO THESE QUESTIONS.
THIS IS A SUSHI BURRITO. SOMEONE MADE GIANT SUSHI AND WRAPPED IT UP LIKE A BURRITO.
You want a sushi taco? There is a sushi taco.
And to finish it all off, why not have a slice of sweet, sweet sushi cake?
I mean, as long as we get to keep eating more sushi, it's all good though, right? Right.
Just keep doing you, sushi, you poetic and noble land mermaid.