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Some people say Marrakech is beautiful.
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But unfortunately, they're wrong.
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There's absolutely nothing worth seeing there.
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It's all a bit monotonous and drab.
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Colourful? Marrakech? LIES. ALL LIES.
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They can't even keep their ponds tidy.
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The mountains are the opposite of breathtaking.
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It's bloody freezing up there too.
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And the city itself? Overcrowded and scary.
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Everything's the same colour.
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And it's even worse at night-time.
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They're all obsessed with putting fucking pools everywhere.
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You can't get away from the damn things.
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And some dick keeps graffiti-ing the walls.
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Inside the buildings it's just as bad.
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Every room's the same: plain and boring.
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And everywhere's always swarming with people.
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You'd think they could have made a bit more effort.
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The locals are completely unfriendly.
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There are no interesting markets.
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Nothing you'd actually *want* to buy.
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Shopping has never been so poorly done.
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The food is pretty gross too.
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It's not exactly what you'd call "fresh".
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Who even likes tagine anyway?
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In conclusion: avoid at all costs.
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Seriously. It's just not worth it.
