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Posted on Apr 19, 2017

How Gross Are Your Office Habits?

How big is your used mug collection?

  1. Have you ever had to fish food out of your top at your desk?

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Have you ever had to fish food out of your top at your desk?
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    Yes and sometimes I eat it afterwards too.
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    Once or twice but no one noticed.
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    Never.
  1. Have you clipped your nails at your desk?

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Have you clipped your nails at your desk?
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    Yup and kept the clippings in my drawer.
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    Yes, into the bin because it was an emergency.
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    NO THAT'S GROSS.
  1. Do you fart at your desk?

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Do you fart at your desk?
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    Yes, often.
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    Sometimes.
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    No, never.
  1. Do you pick your nose at your desk?

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Do you pick your nose at your desk?
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    All the time.
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    Only if it's itchy or I need to get something out.
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    No, never.
  1. Do you wipe your snot on the furniture?

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Do you wipe your snot on the furniture?
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    Yes, muahaha.
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    No because I'm not a monster.
  1. Have you not flushed the office toilet after using it?

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Have you not flushed the office toilet after using it?
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    I'M VERY BUSY OK.
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    If it's yellow let it mellow...
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    Wtf, no?!?
  1. Have you ever clogged the office toilet?

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Have you ever clogged the office toilet?
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    Yes, frequently.
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    Yes, once or twice.
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    No, never.
  1. Have cleaners/co-workers left passive aggressive notes because of you?

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Have cleaners/co-workers left passive aggressive notes because of you?
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    Yes... "Please leave the toilets how you'd wish to find them".
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    I'm responsible for every note left in the kitchen.
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    No.
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    I'm the one leaving the notes.
  1. Have you ignored the notes?

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Have you ignored the notes?
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    Yes, all the time.
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    No, the note is a good reminder.
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    I literally don't need any notes, I'm already putting my mugs in the dishwasher.
  1. How many used mugs have do you have on your desk?

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How many used mugs have do you have on your desk?
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    Four or more.
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    Two to three.
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    One.
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    None.
  1. Do you clean your mugs/put them in the dishwasher?

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Do you clean your mugs/put them in the dishwasher?
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    No, I leave them on my desk.
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    No, I leave them by the kitchen sink.
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    Yes, I always clean my mugs, plates and cutlery.
  1. Have you left gone off food in the communal fridge?

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Have you left gone off food in the communal fridge?
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    Yes all the time, until someone else gets rid of it.
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    Yes, for maybe a day or two when I've forgotten.
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    Ew, no.
  1. Have you ever taken your shoes off under your desk?

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Have you ever taken your shoes off under your desk?
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    Yes, I like to let my feet breathe.
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    No.
  1. When was the last time you cleaned your desk?

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When was the last time you cleaned your desk?
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    Errr...I can't remember.
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    A few weeks ago.
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    Last week.
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    I clean my keyboard, mouse and desk surface at least once a week.

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