Buzz·Posted on 26 Sept 201726 Jokes You Have To Be Extremely Clever To Get"A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says 'five beers, please.'"by Emma CookeBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. memes @memeprovider you: Papa John's me, an intellectual: Father Jonathan 04:33 AM - 08 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. 3. View this post on 4. Ovais Sheikh @OvaisBowss you: tweeted me, an intellectual: twote 03:49 AM - 06 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. 6. Sho Minamimoto @piface_en_bot why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to get to the same side 09:22 AM - 26 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. misbah @Mi5bah14 u : jude law me, an intellectual : judith legislation 05:12 PM - 06 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. 9. NASA boy @kurtisrai you: I am shook me, an intellectual: I am shooketh 03:33 AM - 07 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. View this post on 11. Phil Plait @BadAstronomer A quantum wavefront walks into a bar. It says to the bartender, "Man, I've been *everywhere* today!" and collapses. 09:01 PM - 31 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. 13. Greg Jenner @greg_jenner I'm gonna write a book about the difficulties of watching Pride and Prejudice dubbed into French. It will be called L'Austen Translation 06:21 PM - 21 Oct 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. sventjie 🚬 @svenmeyerrr A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says "five beers, please." 09:20 AM - 16 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Ailbhe Malone @ailbhetross You: Percy Pig Me, an intellectual: 01:58 PM - 21 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Peter @PeterJohn501 @neiltyson Argon walks into a bar, the bartender said "we don't serve your kind". Argon didn't react. 11:44 PM - 23 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. View this post on 18. 19. 20. Jeffrey Vagle @jvagle @BadAstronomer @neiltyson Two statisticians go hunting and see their prey. The first misses left by 5 ft. The secon… https://t.co/H0wvKWegJW 12:23 AM - 24 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. bobby sun 🌏 @touchmybobby you, a nerd: doctor who me, an intellectual: whomst'd've, PhD 02:33 AM - 02 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. View this post on 23. 24. Kevin Patrick O'Neil @KevinPONeil There are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't. 08:44 AM - 17 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. 26. agi @finaIizer you: choke me daddy me, an intellectual: restrict my airflow patriarchal figure 02:07 PM - 02 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite