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    26 Jokes You Have To Be Extremely Clever To Get

    "A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says 'five beers, please.'"

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    you: Papa John's me, an intellectual: Father Jonathan

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    you: tweeted me, an intellectual: twote

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    why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to get to the same side

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    u : jude law me, an intellectual : judith legislation

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    you: I am shook me, an intellectual: I am shooketh

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    A quantum wavefront walks into a bar. It says to the bartender, "Man, I've been *everywhere* today!" and collapses.

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    I'm gonna write a book about the difficulties of watching Pride and Prejudice dubbed into French. It will be called L'Austen Translation

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    A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says "five beers, please."

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    @neiltyson Argon walks into a bar, the bartender said "we don't serve your kind". Argon didn't react.

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    @BadAstronomer @neiltyson Two statisticians go hunting and see their prey. The first misses left by 5 ft. The secon… https://t.co/H0wvKWegJW

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    you, a nerd: doctor who me, an intellectual: whomst'd've, PhD

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    There are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.

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    you: choke me daddy me, an intellectual: restrict my airflow patriarchal figure

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