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17 Reasons Evan Peters Dominates Your Darkest Fantasies

Fries before guys. Unless you're Evan Peters, of course.

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Let's start off by agreeing on the fact that Evan Peters is a flawless, beautiful man who makes us melt every time we see him.

But besides basically being a god, he is famous for his intriguing roles in American Horror Story.
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But besides basically being a god, he is famous for his intriguing roles in American Horror Story.

We've all been a bit confused by our attraction to him, because even when he commits murder, sets someone on fire, or has lobster hands, we still cannot help ourselves.

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He's beautiful, he's dark. He's innocence, he's impurity. He is everything, and we love him for it. We'll tell you why.

1. Because he can rock skeleton makeup like no other.

I've never been attracted to bones before.... but I am now.
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I've never been attracted to bones before.... but I am now.

2. Because Tate Langdon.

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Answer: YES PLEASE.

3. And Kit Walker.

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*drools*

4. And Kyle Spencer.

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5. And Jimmy Darling.

I mean COME ON the man makes lobster hands look good. What can't he do?
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I mean COME ON the man makes lobster hands look good. What can't he do?

6. Because he's twisted in a "we don't care just marry us please and we'll fix you" kinda way...

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7. Because as messed up as his characters can be, they all still have beautiful souls.

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*melts*

8. Because when this scene happened the world collectively lost it's shit.

Where are these Tupperware parties and why am I never invited?
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Where are these Tupperware parties and why am I never invited?

9. And this scene.

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Dear God in Heaven.

10. Because we're all like, "shoot me, it's cool, whatever you want."

I will happily live in Murder House with you forever.
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I will happily live in Murder House with you forever.

11. Because the innocent and pure side of him is too cute to handle.

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12. Because he is one of the few who is more important than food.

It's been real, fries.
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It's been real, fries.

13. Because he's hilarious when he's drunk.

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14. Because this body suit has made it's way into one too many fantasies of ours.

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Take it off. No, leave it on. Whatever let's just do this.

15. Too. Many.

So wrong. So right. What have you turned us into, Evan?
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So wrong. So right. What have you turned us into, Evan?

16. And when he said this, it was over, we were hooked.

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17. Hooked for life.

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*wink*

So stay creepy and beautiful, Evan, we just can't get enough of it.

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