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13 Times "A Christmas Story" Perfectly Reflected Your Childhood

Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window.

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1. When your parents sent you out to play in the snow... and bundled you up way too much.

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Almost got it! Ugh.

2. When you never got what you asked Santa for.

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It's as if him and your parents were working together...

3. And if you did get what you wanted, they ended up being right.

Damnit.
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Damnit.

4. When your dad was embarassing.

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Better known as: your entire childhood.

5. When you got a little too mouthy.

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"Yes, I am so badass."

6. And your parents swiftly put you in your place.

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*ick*

7. When you started to notice that Santa is a bit creepy.

So... he sneaks in and out of our house undetected every year? And eats our food?
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So... he sneaks in and out of our house undetected every year? And eats our food?

8. When your friend dared you to do something stupid.

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In hindsight... your friend was just being an asshole.

9. But you did it anyways.

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Bad choice...

10. When you realized you were smarter than your parents.

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But you never let them know.

11. When you were forced to wear your relatives horrible gifts.

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Toys and money, people. It's not that hard. Toys and money.

12. When running from bullies was your main exercise of the day.

Why were they always so ugly? And mean?
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Why were they always so ugly? And mean?

13. And when you forgot what happened last time you got mouthy.

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fuuuuuu.... woops.

Happy Holidays!

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