emisvictoria

Our wedding was small, with 12 guests, so instead of a traditional reception we opted to have a dinner after our ceremony. When arranging the dinner, the restaurant owner asked, ‘Would you like a cake stand?’. I thought it was so cool that they would provide a cake for us! I was… Read More

I 100% agree with you and I’m sorry for your loss.

Michael Bublé’s singing gets under my skin. There is no reason to cover Christmas music that has already been covered hundreds of times... and his Christmas special? Keep it. His voice is mediocre. Nat King Cole is the best... no one else compares.

As someone who has had two miscarriages, I can understand the choice to continue to try to have your own biological children. My first pregnancy was an ‘accident’ but I was overjoyed and devastated when I miscarried. I was indifferent about having children prior to that. Once I experienced… Read More

I decided to wear perfume one night at work. A coworker asked me if I smelled a candle. He then proceeded walk up and down the hall sniffing and opened a closet and started sniffing trying to find this mystery candle. I told he probably smelled my perfume. His reply was, “Oh. I can… Read More

#24 My mom told me when she dies to have her body ‘stuffed’ ie mounted by a taxidermist. Why? That way when her future grandkids misbehave I can make them go stand in the corner with Grandma.

The first picture is us on first date in 2013 at Fort McHenry. The second picture is from our last trip to D.C. and we’ve been married a little over 2 years ?

Dad learning the lingo

I had a male friend in high school ask me how women hold their urine. He was under the impression that urination and menstruation were both spontaneous. I had to explain to this guy that male and female peeing is essentially the same.

My parents told my sister (7) and I (10) directly after having the sex talk. Apparently my mom believes you can’t know what sex is and still believe in Santa.