Aiight
Because the L and R are just too much work
All That And A Bag Of Chips
Because how else am I supposed to describe my butterfly hair clips?
Bangin' or Slammin'
"You look bangin' in that dress," is the best compliment I can imagine getting
Bling
Nothing makes jewelry sound quite so elegant and classy as this phrase
I am dripping of sarcasm
The Bomb
Sure, we made a bit of a comeback with "the bomb.com" half a decade ago, but this phrase is getting sparser and I'm feeling like every cool thing is less explosive
BOO YA!
Because it's the loudest and easiest way to sort out the boys you don't want to date
Bounce
The most wonderful, and happiest sounding, synonym for leaving ever
Crib
Just because
Dank
I still use "dank" to describe cool things, and I'd appreciate feeling less alone in this??
Dawg
The best way to tell if someone listens to rap music or is trying to give the impression that they're cool enough to do so (either way - stay away)
Fart-Knocker
This one is for you Beavis and Butthead fanatics
Fly
Almost this whole list is just WAY BETTER ways to say "cool," "awesome" or "nice."
Gettin' Jiggy
Do I even need to explain?
Hella
This is actually my favorite word, and if you use it, I would like us to be friends
Off The Heasy
Because "off the hook" is so over
Snap
Raven Baxter's catchphrase will live on forever. Nothing can describe how you feel in an "oh snap" moment other than the phrase "oh snap"
Pimpin'
Because I was still using it eight years after it ended, and I'd like to no longer be a laughing stock for it
Salty
Yes, salty is back now, but not to it's full potential. For example, my brother, full-swing 90's teenager, used to use the phrase, "Oooh, back up the salt truck!" and I would love for that to happen everyday of my life
Shwing!
Offensive, distasteful, and way better than just nudging your friend in the ribs with your elbow and eye-gesturing wildly toward an attractive bystander
Wangsta'
A fake gangster. Something that would be wildly useful in a community like mine
Word
Because "I agree" is too proper and not vague enough
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