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Vodka gummy wurmsNacho Cheese DoritosPOPCORNGardettos w/o brown chips3 AM burgersReese's peanut butter cupsHippie granolaanything I want bc my flex point supply is endlessanything from my ~snack drawer~I work at the huddle. I can have all the snacks I want betches.GOLDFISH
Flat WhitePike Place BLACKFreshly made French Press Coffee w/ my hot plateAll kinds bc I am the coffee queen and former baristaCOLD BREW CREWI prefer vodka.Americano NO ROOM FOR CREAMWith a lil cream plsCOLD. With a lot of sweetner and a lot of cream.VERY VERY late night coffeeI am giving tea a try!
Sporty chic as hellI own more t-shirts than you thought was possiblea collection of cute clothes and clothes that scream "I AM FROM MINNESOTA"Smol clothes because I am petite as hellAlways looking incredibly cute and incredibly comfy and killin itA lil preppy and a lot cute and always in a pair of flannel PJs at nightAlways cute and ready for the sunshine even when it is probably a little too cold to dress so warmlyFabulous and fit afI own a lot of cute pairs of shorts because I live where you vacation.Catch me in a dwight costume on halloween and looking cute in my wonderful collection of tops and ND gear at other timesReally wonderful sweaters, cute shoes, and my signature baseball cap
Attempt to kill a fellow mother ducker while beating someone in a hot dog eating contestHave my roommate make an run a finsta for me?Sleep until 4 pmSew up a hole in an O'Neill boy's sweatshirtSCREAM for any reason at allSleepwalkFall asleep in a random place cuddled up to a La Croix like a teddy bearLeave your backpack in the quad for a whole weekend without realizing itCreate an anonymous email account for people to ask for advice fromPost a video on your finsta of your airport adventureSleep in a hammock strung between two bunk beds
PassionfruitLemon :-)Lime!Pample MousseMaure PepinoTangerinewhatever flavor has the most gluten in it ;)I DO NOT LIKE LA CROIXPomme BayaLa Croix her? I HARDLY KNOW HER!!Coconut
New Girl!!FRIENDSGreys AnatomyALL OF TVThe OfficePortlandiaRidiculousnessJeopardySurvivorReading !!The Crown
I live where you vacationCAHMING UPYOUR MOMAND THAT AIN'T NO JOKE.Hey PalLet's crack open a cold one with the boysYALLSo I was emailing my doctor today...*Tells greatest, most funny story you ever heard*I think my FOMO is getting a little better!I'll be back in ten minutes....
Which Mother Ducker Are You?
Hannah enjoys long naps on the quad, stealing febreeze from parties, and La Croix!!! She also knows everything there is to know about what is going on in the world at all times and will tell you she is from Minnesota when she is actually from Iowa!!!
Grace enjoys long hard ones (DONUTS PPL), typically does not like to be cuddled, and is often heard describing her feet as smelling like cheese popcorn. She is described as Sporty Chic and frequently experiences high levels of FOMO!!
Eleanor enjoys memes, learning to do things yourself so you do not have to pay for them, and cracking cold ones open with the boys! She is also so very petite that sometimes you might not even see her, but fear not, she is still there!
Karly enjoys sleeping in a hammock between bunkbeds, yelling "AND that ain't no joke," and picking up the hair off of 235's floor. She is leaving us all in the fall to study abroad but before she left, she beat all of the other dorms in race on behalf of HOWARD!!
Sofie enjoys long jogs around campus, taking her time when getting places, and owning a wonderful amount of flannel pajamas. She makes beautiful dining hall creations and will probably not be back in 10 minutes if she says but you will see her in at least 30!
Gracie enjoys screaming, eating peanut butter, eating black olives, and laying on the floor behind Grace's futon. She does not like La Croix but is always down to split a long hard one (again a DONUT)!
Caitlin enjoys telling the greatest stories ever and owning the most wonderful collection of tank tops that Howard has ever seen. She can be found saving the lives of her poor wurm family members who have washed up on the sidewalk after a tragic rainstorm.
Emily enjoys talking about her home state of TX, learning about taxes, and signing up for too many things. She can also be found telling Hannah to eat her food before it gets cold or making people pose for photos so that she can take their picture.
Maggie enjoys sneaking into O'Neill formal, talking bout O'Neill, and singing O'Neill chants even when you don't ask her too. She is an avid user of Nashville filter and is NOT from the South because Florida is different.
Amy enjoys never spending her flex points, staying up very late at night, and dressing up as Dwight for halloween. She can be found on the Third floor of Howard Hall this year, escaping the creepy narrow halls of the 4th floor.
Annie enjoys french press coffee, eaten chicken fingers, and writing dope quotes on her white board. She can be found at St. Liams because of her mean immune system or in the third floor of Howard hall!!