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Which Mother Ducker Are You?

Just take the quiz. Then, you'll find out, okay?

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  1. What state is the BEST place in America?

    Minnesota
    TEXAS
    CALI BABY
    Florida
    OHIO
    Iowa
    Lousiana
    Evanston, Illinois
    Riverside, Illinois
    Illinois?
    GRANGER, INDIANA
  2. What is your favorite snack?

    Vodka gummy wurms
    Nacho Cheese Doritos
    POPCORN
    Gardettos w/o brown chips
    3 AM burgers
    Reese's peanut butter cups
    Hippie granola
    anything I want bc my flex point supply is endless
    anything from my ~snack drawer~
    I work at the huddle. I can have all the snacks I want betches.
    GOLDFISH
  3. What is your go to coffee drink?

    Flat White
    Pike Place BLACK
    Freshly made French Press Coffee w/ my hot plate
    All kinds bc I am the coffee queen and former barista
    COLD BREW CREW
    I prefer vodka.
    Americano NO ROOM FOR CREAM
    With a lil cream pls
    COLD. With a lot of sweetner and a lot of cream.
    VERY VERY late night coffee
    I am giving tea a try!
  4. What is your ideal type of guy?

    Boys.
    Maggie Behan.
    Girls.
  5. How would you describe your style?

    Sporty chic as hell
    I own more t-shirts than you thought was possible
    a collection of cute clothes and clothes that scream "I AM FROM MINNESOTA"
    Smol clothes because I am petite as hell
    Always looking incredibly cute and incredibly comfy and killin it
    A lil preppy and a lot cute and always in a pair of flannel PJs at night
    Always cute and ready for the sunshine even when it is probably a little too cold to dress so warmly
    Fabulous and fit af
    I own a lot of cute pairs of shorts because I live where you vacation.
    Catch me in a dwight costume on halloween and looking cute in my wonderful collection of tops and ND gear at other times
    Really wonderful sweaters, cute shoes, and my signature baseball cap
  6. Who are we? Howard Hall! What do we do?

    F***!!
    QUACK!!
  7. Which of these are you most likely to do?

    Attempt to kill a fellow mother ducker while beating someone in a hot dog eating contest
    Have my roommate make an run a finsta for me?
    Sleep until 4 pm
    Sew up a hole in an O'Neill boy's sweatshirt
    SCREAM for any reason at all
    Sleepwalk
    Fall asleep in a random place cuddled up to a La Croix like a teddy bear
    Leave your backpack in the quad for a whole weekend without realizing it
    Create an anonymous email account for people to ask for advice from
    Post a video on your finsta of your airport adventure
    Sleep in a hammock strung between two bunk beds
  8. What La Croix flavor is your favorite?

    Passionfruit
    Lemon :-)
    Lime!
    Pample Mousse
    Maure Pepino
    Tangerine
    whatever flavor has the most gluten in it ;)
    I DO NOT LIKE LA CROIX
    Pomme Baya
    La Croix her? I HARDLY KNOW HER!!
    Coconut
  9. What is your show of choice?

    New Girl!!
    FRIENDS
    Greys Anatomy
    ALL OF TV
    The Office
    Portlandia
    Ridiculousness
    Jeopardy
    Survivor
    Reading !!
    The Crown
  10. What is something that you can be heard saying?

    I live where you vacation
    CAHMING UP
    YOUR MOM
    AND THAT AIN'T NO JOKE.
    Hey Pal
    Let's crack open a cold one with the boys
    YALL
    So I was emailing my doctor today...
    *Tells greatest, most funny story you ever heard*
    I think my FOMO is getting a little better!
    I'll be back in ten minutes....

Which Mother Ducker Are You?

You got: You got Hannah Scherer, aka Jordan Belfort!

Hannah enjoys long naps on the quad, stealing febreeze from parties, and La Croix!!! She also knows everything there is to know about what is going on in the world at all times and will tell you she is from Minnesota when she is actually from Iowa!!!

You got Hannah Scherer, aka Jordan Belfort!
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You got: You got Grace Lattner, aka Gluten!

Grace enjoys long hard ones (DONUTS PPL), typically does not like to be cuddled, and is often heard describing her feet as smelling like cheese popcorn. She is described as Sporty Chic and frequently experiences high levels of FOMO!!

You got Grace Lattner, aka Gluten!
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You got: You got Eleanor Clark, aka Emma!!

Eleanor enjoys memes, learning to do things yourself so you do not have to pay for them, and cracking cold ones open with the boys! She is also so very petite that sometimes you might not even see her, but fear not, she is still there!

You got Eleanor Clark, aka Emma!!
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You got: You got Karly Treuting, aka Karl!

Karly enjoys sleeping in a hammock between bunkbeds, yelling "AND that ain't no joke," and picking up the hair off of 235's floor. She is leaving us all in the fall to study abroad but before she left, she beat all of the other dorms in race on behalf of HOWARD!!

You got Karly Treuting, aka Karl!
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You got: You got Sofie Madden, aka Sofa, aka Soapie!

Sofie enjoys long jogs around campus, taking her time when getting places, and owning a wonderful amount of flannel pajamas. She makes beautiful dining hall creations and will probably not be back in 10 minutes if she says but you will see her in at least 30!

You got Sofie Madden, aka Sofa, aka Soapie!
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You got: You got Gracie Georgi, aka Greanut Gutter!!

Gracie enjoys screaming, eating peanut butter, eating black olives, and laying on the floor behind Grace's futon. She does not like La Croix but is always down to split a long hard one (again a DONUT)!

You got Gracie Georgi, aka Greanut Gutter!!
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You got: You got Caitlin Rosswurm, aka the wurm!

Caitlin enjoys telling the greatest stories ever and owning the most wonderful collection of tank tops that Howard has ever seen. She can be found saving the lives of her poor wurm family members who have washed up on the sidewalk after a tragic rainstorm.

You got Caitlin Rosswurm, aka the wurm!
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You got: You got Emily Patton, aka Emoly aka Karen!

Emily enjoys talking about her home state of TX, learning about taxes, and signing up for too many things. She can also be found telling Hannah to eat her food before it gets cold or making people pose for photos so that she can take their picture.

You got Emily Patton, aka Emoly aka Karen!
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You got: You got Margaret Behan, aka Maggie!

Maggie enjoys sneaking into O'Neill formal, talking bout O'Neill, and singing O'Neill chants even when you don't ask her too. She is an avid user of Nashville filter and is NOT from the South because Florida is different.

You got Margaret Behan, aka Maggie!
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You got: You got Amy Dormin, aka amy doorman!

Amy enjoys never spending her flex points, staying up very late at night, and dressing up as Dwight for halloween. She can be found on the Third floor of Howard Hall this year, escaping the creepy narrow halls of the 4th floor.

You got Amy Dormin, aka amy doorman!
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You got: You got Annie Kost, aka Anne Frank!

Annie enjoys french press coffee, eaten chicken fingers, and writing dope quotes on her white board. She can be found at St. Liams because of her mean immune system or in the third floor of Howard hall!!

You got Annie Kost, aka Anne Frank!
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