I come from a dairy farm family. One day, my sister (two years older than me) and I decided to wear "got milk?" shirts to school; we had a pile of them from various events and what-not. My sister, although older, was flat chested and I was a DD by 8th grade. They were just regular…Â
My mission in life is to educate men that periods are due to the uterus, NOT the vagina (as so many think). Hence, I usually say something like, "my uterus is being dumb."
In high school, my friend and I always joked getting our periods was like Christmas morning (ugh, we were the worst). Her and I still call it "Christmas morning" nearly 10 years later...
We can be, pretty please, in the eye of the storm, yeah
When the sun break through the clouds in the morning
It ain't a race in the moment
Let's take our time in the morning
-"Pineapple Skies" by Miguel
This is a little off-the-wall but I'm really into figure skating, like wake-up-at-3-in-the-morning-to-watch-competitions-in-Tokyo into figure skating. I am obsessed with a Belgian figure skater named Jorik. Jorik competed in America last fall and there was a huge chalkboard for fans,…Â
The Muppet Christmas Carol! Dickens' classic retold with The Muppets?! Sign me up! Gonzo's Charles Dickens and Rizzo the Rat as himself absolutely steal the show. It wouldn't be Christmas without this classic from my childhood!
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