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Bridesmaids. It made me cringe so hard and I only got through 45 mins.

Elf. It’s a horrificly juvenile Christmas film, not a whimsical, magical tale like others portray it as. Will Ferrell makes me want to rip my own eyes out.

I wish someone had told me that the contraceptive injection lowers your libido so much that you just don’t want sex at all. My husband has been so patient with me but there’s just no fire or passion, but there was before I took it. That’s the magic of the contraception - no sex equals… Read More

Every spend gets rounded up. If I spend £38.60 on petrol, I put away £1.40 into savings. It all adds up eventually, and if I round to the nearest 5, it doesn’t get out of hand. I also budget everything at the beginning of the month so I know where I stand, allowing for slight fluctuations… Read More

And Then There Were None by Agatha Christie. Oh how I wish I could turn back the clock and read that big reveal all over again, having been kept in the dark for 97% of the book.

I had a university lecturer who regularly spent 45 mins of our 1hr lesson going off on tangents about Bill Bailey, the Titanic and his daughter bunny rabbit, Pickles. Our subject was Music Technology.

The difficulties you can face as a woman. Penetration may not be possible for a while, it may hurt, you may need to try different positions or accessories till you’re comfortable. Also, I would have loved to learn that it’s about fun, and not just about making babies. I wish I’d… Read More

Ross Geller’s birthday changes in friends. He specifies October 18th but in a different episode (set in October) he says his birthday was “seven months ago”

The One With The Embryos from Friends! It’s the quiz episode and it’s so much fun

GET A SURVEY. honestly. My partner and I didn’t want to spend an extra £200 on a survey when “the house seemed fine”, but it’s gone and cost us £2500 in fixing the roof, which could have been avoided! GET. A. SURVEY.