1. Romance is dead.
SUMMER IS SUPPOSED TO BE FILLED WITH ADVENTURE AND LOVE BUT LIKE THE REALITY IS ALWAYS ME ALONE AND SWEATY AND AVOIDING ALL SOCIAL INTERACTIONS LIKE I'M SICK WHOM SOLD ME THIS LIE https://t.co/LZJogd7mDc
2. But sweating is romantic.
this customer at work asked me if I'm in love because my face looked glowy but I was just sweaty
3. Pants are meant to be your friends.
when you trying to have a good time walking around with your buddies in the heat but your thighs start chafing
4. But also, they should be outlawed.
"I'm sorry I put you through this." (Me to my legs as I put on pants in this hot ass weather)
5. Deodorant is a myth.
it’s officially “sweat my legs off so i can't get out of my jeans, boob sweat marks through shirts, hay sticking to self, bug bites all over, sun poisoning, heat stroke when getting into the truck, burning hands on steering wheel, constantly smelling like sweat and sunscreen” szn
6. But tbh, it's a myth more people should buy into.
Deodorant is NOT an option! How many times do I have to tell you people!
7. Showers are pointless.
Am I allowed to take a second shower if Im sweating this much right after the first shower?
8. But also, showers are vital.
tis the szn for 2 showers a day bc you sweat when ur sleeping & wake up feeling gross & bc you sweat during the day & don’t want to go to bed feeling gross
9. Dry shampoo is bae.
There are some things men just need to accept about women. Like how they will never love you like they love dry shampoo.
10. But highlighter is a waste of money.
Who needs highlighter when your whole face is glimmering with sweat and tears anyway ✨
11. Cameras are downright rude.
If a genie granted me 3 wishes, all 3 of them would be to not look so sweaty in pictures.
12. But sweating is still a lewk.
i look super hot today (sweat is cascading down my face)
13. Lower backs aren't sexy.
Why is the small of the back considered a "sensual area"? That's literally where all my sweat lives.
14. Neither are boobs, let's be real.
this weather is all fun & games until the boob sweat starts 🤦🏼♀️
15. Sweating is a skill.
Point to any area of my body and I'll bet I can sweat from there.
16. But sweating at the club is inevitable.
When in a verbal altercation at da club, keep arms at your side unless you're sure of your pit stain status. It can weaken your argument.
17. Sweat is always everywhere during the summer.
four worst things about summer: 1) boob sweat 2) ass sweat 3) hairline sweat 4) just-got-out-of-the-shower why am i even sweaty sweat
18. But hand sweat is year-round. ❤️✨
my hands are always sweaty who wants to hold them