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1. An e.l.f 16-hour camo concealer that, I promise, will last for longer than you need it to. Its matte finish will disguise any blemish that you're not the biggest fan of.
2. An Essie express nail polish, because sitting still for extended periods of time has never been your forté, which means that it's almost impossible for you to do your nails without smudging at least one of them. Just apply two coats, let them dry for a minute (you can do it!), then you're done. No base coat or topcoat necessary.
3. A two-pack of makeup sponges so you can flawlessly apply your foundation, concealer, and cream blush without having to use and clean three different brushes that don't even do what you want them to, anyways!!!
4. An Aztec Secret clay mask that has an almost unlimited number of uses, from vacuuming out your pores to soothing bug bites. We actually tested this product out ourselves and were absolutely floored by the results.
5. A Milani liquid foundation and concealer, so you can even out your complexion and conceal dark circles without having to worry that you'll sweat it off by midday.
6. A SheaMoisture curl-enhancing cream to transform your frizzy head of hair into a luscious bouquet of shiny, bouncy curls.
7. An under-eye gel cream, so you can brighten up those dark circles that always make people say, "You look tired." WOW, WHAT ARE YOU, A DETECTIVE?! This cream uses simple ingredients such as ginger and turmeric to brighten and hydrate the skin around your eyes. It also gets bonus points, because it works as a base for concealer.
8. A Lip Bar matte liquid lipstick because putting on a mask without smudging your regular lipstick is proving to be impossible. Because this vegan formula can last for up to 12 hours, it'll definitely last through your outdoor dining date.
9. A hydrating overnight mask, so you can just chiiiiiillllll without worrying about washing it off before falling asleep. In addition to the cannabis sativa seed oil, it's also stocked with argan, avocado, lavender, and rosemary oils to balance and hydrate your gorgeous face.
10. A Pixi by Petra natural mascara because the formula will give your lashes the bold, voluminous look you thought you could only get from falsies.
11. An electronic, wet-dry foot file, so your feet can be as silky smooth as they are after a really good pedicure.
12. A NYX pomade pencil that'll help you chisel your brows into shape. Draw on the waxy pomade, then fluff them with the brush on the other side.
13. A Soap & Glory foaming facial wash because the vitamin-rich formula will do wonders for your combination skin. Scented with chamomile, mint, sage, eucalyptus, and lemongrass, it'll be an absolute treat to wash your face at the end of the day.
14. An NYX eye crayon that works just as well as an eyeshadow as it does as an eyeliner. Hot tip: Using white eyeliner on your lower lid will make your eyes look bigger. 😉
15. A Revlon one-step hair dryer and voluminizer because this step in your routine is just so annoying. Who has the dexterity to twist a brush and move a heavy hair dryer along a chunk of hair on the back of their head?! With this handy doodad, you'll be able to pull off a professional-looking blow-dry in half the time.
16. A shaving starter kit that comes with everything you need to get a close, clean, irritation-free shave. Who needs a trip to the barber when you've got a priming oil, an elegant safety razor, a shea-butter shaving cream, and a soothing, post-shave balm?
17. A Pixi by Petra toner, because this cult-favorite will exfoliate and renew your skin without irritating it using a bounty of natural ingredients such as aloe and ginseng.
18. A Maybelline eyeshadow palette with 12 bold, shimmery colors that'll help you create eye-popping looks every single time you use it.
19. A can of Batiste dry shampoo because it is literally the most popular dry shampoo in the world for a reason — it works. 'Nuff said.
20. A CHI rotating curler to wind your lovely locs into picture-perfect curls without burning your fingers or your delicate ends. Just slide it over a chunk of hair near the roots, press the rotate button until the hair is wrapped around the barrel, then slide the tool away once the timer has beeped.
21. A Versed face mask that uses turmeric and red kaolin clay to naturally tighten and brighten skin. This vegan concoction works wonders on dry skin, combination skin, and mature skin.
22. A plant-based, tinted moisturizer that'll protect your skin from sun damage and give it an even, dewy finish.
23. A hair-removal system because you need a less fuzzy canvas for your next masterpiece! This handy tool also exfoliates, so it'll get rid of any dead skin that is making your skin seem dull.
24. A vegan perfume that will certainly become your signature scent once you give it a whiff. With notes of black currant, peony, and amber, it has a musky but sweet scent that is so sophisticated.
25. An e.l.f. lip exfoliator, so you don't have to fuss with any gloppy products in order to soften your smoocher. Infused with shea butter, avocado, and jojoba oil, this waxy sugar scrub conditions while it exfoliates. Use it before you apply your lipstick to make it last all night.
26. A Soap & Glory shower gel that not only cleans and clarifies, but also moisturizes and leaves a scent on your skin that is absolutely to die for.
27. An EcoTools five-piece eye makeup brush kit because every artist needs a quality set of tools to do their best work. This is a totally guilt-free purchase — the packaging is actually an organizing tray, and the handles of the brushes are made from sustainable bamboo!
28. An Eva NYC heat protectant that also strengthens, detangles, and softens hair. If that weren't enough, it also cuts drying time and reduces frizz!
29. An anti-chafe stick if your gloriously thicc thighs make you dread warm weather. This balm uses hydrating ingredients such as aloe, ginger, and a variety of fruit oils to reduce the friction that causes those painful rashes.
30. A Neutrogena hand cream that's recommended by dermatologist to heal your poor paws. Neither the winter wind nor washing your hands a bajillion times a day will dry or crack your skin if you use this cream once or twice a day.
31. An Aveeno eczema therapy moisturizing cream if that itchy, red rash just won't stop bothering you. With soothing ingredients such as colloidal oatmeal and ceramide, it's no wonder it has the National Eczema Association Seal of Approval.
You looking in the mirror after playing with all of your new beauty products:
