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17 Gifts For Your Friend Who Just Won't Stop Talking About Poop

It's all a bunch of crap.

You know exactly who I'm talking about.

But you love them and for Christmas you want to get them a present that would mean the world to them.

1. This mug for the classiest pooper you know.

2. This poop onesie for the poop-lover who will always sacrifice fashion for comfort.

3. Some literature for the high cultured pooper.

4. And this pen for the low cultured pooper.

5. This sticker for your friend who can't decide what they love more: poop or Ron Swanson.

6. This poop wrapping paper to wrap the poop gift you bought for your poop-loving friend.

7. This porta squatty for the pooper that is always on the go.

8. This shower curtain to help your poop-obsessed friend analyze their poop.

9. This coloring book when said friend needs a little motivation.

10. These rubber duckies for the poop-lover who is also a bath-lover.

11. For your poo-loving friend that loves to keep things organized, this log (omg, they're making a pun) includes a glossary, checklist, and a score chart.

12. Or this poop Rice Krispie cake.

13. These poop nail decals for your poop-loving friend that keeps things classy (usually).

14. This Fart Candle for your poop-obsessed friend who resents the idea of masking poop smells.

15. This "Gnome on a Throne" statue for poop-lovers that are subversive suburbia-dwellers.

16. This poopie patch for your poop-obsessed friend that is also obsessed with the embroidering trend.

17. This poop tie for the professional pooper.