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{House Hunters} WIFE: I make sharp-edged baby toys out of old harmonicas. HUSBAND: And I throw oranges at people by the overpass. THEM: Our budget is $800,000.
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HUSBAND: I leave comments on podcasts about ambient house WIFE: And I saw a lamb yesterday HUSBAND: Our budget is $2.5 million
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house hunters international never gets old. i never understood it as a kid, but watching a butterfly therapist and a stay at home astronaut with a budget of 3 mil look for a house is absolutely fascinating.
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Mom why is my cousin called Rose? Bc your aunt loves flowers What about me? Shut up House Hunters Intl Collection 3
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My heart goes out to the guy on @HouseHuntersUSA whose only requirement was "no ghosts" and yet still got shown a house next to a cemetery.
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I want to see an episode of House Hunters where both spouses have minimum wage jobs with a budget of $150k, and watch as the realtor loses their mind trying to find them a home that isn’t a complete shit hole.
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House hunters shows : Ted and Kathy are looking for a home in Malibu and their budget is 8.6 million. Kathy sells old fabrics on her Etsy store and Ted sells used shower curtain rings
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{at Home Depot job interview} Any home improvement skills? Me: No, but I often guess correctly which home they'll pick on House Hunters.
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Ok there's a House Hunters on right now where the main concern is where all their birds will go. Where ALL THE BIRDS will go.
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Me: *panicking about everything I have to do this week* Me to me: just keep watching House Hunters
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Watching House Hunters and once again wondering if it should be renamed Can We Save This Marriage? #HouseHunters #TalkToEachOther
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*Typical house hunters episode* Husband: well I like the beach and to be next to water Wife: well I'm allergic to water so
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House Hunters would be an infinitely better show if it were just people shooting crossbows and flinging polearms at McMansions.
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People on house hunters: we need 14 bedrooms, 9 baths, private multiplex cinema & 17 acres of land. Our budget is $12.44 & a paperclip.
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House Hunters: "We are looking for a modern turn key house in the city. Our budget is 1.2M" *picks a rustic 2.9M fixerupper by the ocean*