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My Reactions To Gotham S2 Episode 2: "Knock Knock"

Knock knock. Who's there? Feels. Feels who? Feels everything.

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I just want to apologize to my very few readers about the break in between my last post and this post. I'm glad you read this crap, though. I love you guys.

The editor-in-chief of the Gotham Gazette looks a lot like J. Jonah Jameson, from the Spiderman comics.

I know I'm comic-verse crossing, but I'm sure he wishes there was a costumed vigilante here in Gotham.

I know I'm comic-verse crossing, but I'm sure he wishes there was a costumed vigilante here in Gotham.

TOTAL JOKER CANON.

If this dude isn't the Joker, you can F**KING murder me.

If this dude isn't the Joker, you can F**KING murder me.

Presenting...

a face that only a blind fortune teller could love.

a face that only a blind fortune teller could love.

"It's WORKING!" *smash*

Weellpp, I don't think it's working now, Master Bruce.

Weellpp, I don't think it's working now, Master Bruce.

Is Jerome trying to fake being sane?

#JustKidding #NotReally #ImSuchAJoker

#JustKidding #NotReally #ImSuchAJoker

Tigress has a new theme song.

Thanks to Robin Lord Taylor for the wonderful inspiration of this part in my post.

Thanks to Robin Lord Taylor for the wonderful inspiration of this part in my post.

CATFIGHT!

Jerome and that one cannibal dude get in a catfight over who's the prettiest-- I mean, the boss.

Jerome and that one cannibal dude get in a catfight over who's the prettiest-- I mean, the boss.

Scotty senses the sexual tension between Jim and Bullock.

I hate to say this, but Bullock's fiancee is a real bitch.

I hate to say this, but Bullock's fiancee is a real bitch.

CHEERLEADERS! GASOLINE! EXPLOSIONS! THINGS!

I have nothing against cheerleaders, but they deserved it.

I have nothing against cheerleaders, but they deserved it.

Ed tries to ask Kristen out...

We need to give him props for that.

We need to give him props for that.

... and he fails.

Did anyone else turn red from secondhand embarrassment? 'Cause I sure did.

Did anyone else turn red from secondhand embarrassment? 'Cause I sure did.

HOLY BATMAN!

I hate to say this, because I feel like I'm betraying Harleen Quinzel (a.k.a the actual Harley Quinn), but we can't ignore this obvious Harley Quinn canon right in front of our faces. Needless to say, if she is, I'll keep watching the show. If she's the Joker, it looks like no mas Gotham for moi.

I hate to say this, because I feel like I'm betraying Harleen Quinzel (a.k.a the actual Harley Quinn), but we can't ignore this obvious Harley Quinn canon right in front of our faces. Needless to say, if she is, I'll keep watching the show. If she's the Joker, it looks like no mas Gotham for moi.

Gotham has the best police department ever!

*sarcasm dripping in her voice*

*sarcasm dripping in her voice*

This scene is hard to believe.

Yeah, no. I'm going to be extremely nitpicky and say that she is TOTALLY dead.

Yeah, no. I'm going to be extremely nitpicky and say that she is TOTALLY dead.

Jerome is like one of those really annoying cousins you meet at a family reunion.

He's all up in her face.

He's all up in her face.

Bruce is on his tiny boy period and is having mood swings.

Bruce is "becoming more mature," my ass.

Bruce is "becoming more mature," my ass.

The way Alfred comes across as really gay in this scene.

I just took it the wrong way I guess, but it is an easy mistake to make.

I just took it the wrong way I guess, but it is an easy mistake to make.

Finally Kristen appreciates the beauty of Edward Nygma!

And all it took was a tackle, a bullet wound to the shoulder, and a tank top tease.

And all it took was a tackle, a bullet wound to the shoulder, and a tank top tease.

The Death of Sarah Essen.

I really liked Essen, so I'm going to be very respectful while typing my reaction to this moment. Great acting from all three (I almost cried), and the last words "It's a new day" were slightly cheesy but acceptable. One of the best and saddest moments in this episode, perhaps in the entire show's running.

I really liked Essen, so I'm going to be very respectful while typing my reaction to this moment. Great acting from all three (I almost cried), and the last words "It's a new day" were slightly cheesy but acceptable. One of the best and saddest moments in this episode, perhaps in the entire show's running.

Jerome unintentionally gives us a sneak peek at the next addition to a terrible movie franchise.

Oh, the horrors!

Oh, the horrors!

Got any questions? Complaints? Feel free to email me at: idontcare@yourmom.com

If you liked this, tell your friends. If you, for some reason beyond my understanding did not like this, well good for you because you have taste in high caliber writing.

Tune in next time to hear me complain about this scene!

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