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How To Properly Seduce A Man With Bacon

It's all about the bacon.

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After a long day at work...

...he just wants dinner.

Pour him a drink...

...and slip into something more comfortable.

Keep things romantic...

...but steamy.

Oh no! You forgot protection!

Sure enough, nine months later...

You'll raise him right.

And start a family.

You'll teach them to value what's truly important...

...and keep them safe.

Maybe you'll get a pet?

Try harder.

There you go. And though you sometimes dream of what might have been, other men...

...and far-away lands...

...in the end, you're happy because you're in love.

With bacon.

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