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    Dairy Queen Is The Place Where Dreams Come True

    Dairy Queen is the happiest place on Earth. Sorry, Disneyland.

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    Once upon a time, there was a special place.

    A special, royal place.

    It is called Dairy Queen, after all.

    And you would travel miles out of the way to get here, even at odd hours of the day or night.

    Inside, you found love.

    You found joy.

    You found salvation on your hardest days.

    You even found Reese's.

    And no one was immune to its powers.

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    Warren and Bill, just enjoying a blizzard together.

    Neither man...

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    Mark Cuban, so eager to eat his DQ that he knocked it off the cone.

    ...nor woman.

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    Hillary loves a Butterfinger Blizzard.

    Neither child...

    ...nor beast.

    Nothing could keep you from your sweet Dairy Queen.

    Even Death itself could not resist its sugary charms.

    You dreamt, one day, of a future in which you could tell the world how you felt about it.

    You dreamt that it had magical powers.

    Every moment, every day, it was on your mind.

    Because when you're at DQ, you're home.

    When you saw it on the news, you thought: One day, it will be mine again.

    And then you saw the news: A new Dairy Queen was opening near you.

    And right then, it all rushed back to you.

    The joy.

    The dreams.

    The amazing times.

    The moments you celebrated.

    And you knew that once again, it would be yours.


    But until then, you're going to have find really great friends to bring you some back!