As/Is·Posted on Jul 12, 201319 Rules For Dressing Like A Real Housewife Of New JerseyThese ladies march to the beat of their own animal print, that's for sure.by Emily OrleyBuzzFeed News ReporterFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Wear animal prints to work. Mike McGregor / Getty Images Especially offices where the dress code is hardcore business casual and this will make you stand out extra. 2. But on red carpets, wear more than one animal print at a time. Steve Mack / Getty Images A Monet of animal prints, if you will. 3. Remember: rhinestones are the window to your soul. Brad Barket / Getty Images Just be careful with the arrangement — you don't want people mistaking your sparkles for a bullseye. 4. When in doubt, just glue rhinestones all over your tube dress. Andrew Kelly / Reuters Feel like Britney in the "Toxic" video every night of the week. 5. Also, glitter nail art is a must. Dave Kotinsky / Getty Images You'll need a Pinterest board to keep track of all your nail glitter styles — just go with it. 6. Glue huge pieces of fur to the edges of all your outerwear. Allison Joyce / Getty Images It will show off the fierce "come and get me, Peta!" spirit inside you. 7. In the springtime, choose ruffles. Mike Coppola / Getty Images Shop your daughter's closet! 8. Definitely mix embroidery and fur from time to time. Joe Corrigan / Getty Images You know what they say in Jersey: just when you think it's too much, keep adding more. 9. You won't get through winter without a fur vest. John W. Ferguson / Getty Images Something to keep you warm but also expose your legs and boobs at the same time. 10. Cleavage is like a purse — you can't leave home without it. Dario Cantatore / Getty Images 11. Lingerie functions nicely as a dress. Steve Mack / Getty Images Have your husband unbutton his shirt to his belly button so you're not the only naked-ish one. 12. No color is too bright for evening wear. Mike Coppola / Getty Images Just make sure it clashes with your tan — it's the Jersey way. 13. Sew a wad of toilet paper to your LBD. Mike McGregor / Getty Images Nightclubs don't always have it in the bathroom stalls, as we all know. 14. Re-wear old bridesmaid dresses when you don't have time to shop. Mike Coppola / Getty Images Life gets pretty busy when you have to fight with your family all the time. 15. Mix prints. Jamie McCarthy / Getty Images Because this is on-trend, and you are trendy. 16. Look topless from at least one angle. Jamie McCarthy / Getty Images Ideally the back. 17. Wear sturdy collars instead of necklaces. Stephen Lovekin / Getty Images You can tie your halters to them, after all. 18. Of course, don't go anywhere without applying at least half an eyeliner pencil. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF theiustrugglebus.tumblr.com 19. Just always remember the three most important rules of Jersey Housewife fashion: tighter, shorter and sequined. Jason Szenes / Reuters Fringe is optional.