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How Well Do You Remember The First Episode Of "House, M.D."?

Everybody lies.

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  1. What does House's first patient Rebecca do for a living?

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    Publicist
    Social worker
    Kindergarten teacher
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Kindergarten teacher

    Kindergarten teacher
    Via Fox
  2. What happens to Rebecca right before she collapses?

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    She goes blind
    She starts speaking gibberish
    Her nose starts bleeding profusely
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    She starts speaking gibberish

    Rebecca's class laughs at her when she starts not making sense. She collapses to the ground and has a seizure.

    She starts speaking gibberish
    Via Fox
  3. Who does Wilson say Rebecca is so that House will take her case?

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    His girlfriend
    His sister
    His cousin
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    His cousin

    Wilson wants House to take the case, so he lies and says Rebecca is his cousin.

    His cousin
    Via Fox
  4. Why does House say he doesn't want to speak to the patient?

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    Everybody lies
    He hates people
    He's too busy
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Everybody lies

    House's belief is that everybody lies. If he never speaks to the patient, she can't lie to him, and he can't lie to her.

    Everybody lies
    Via Fox
  5. How many years is House behind in clinic duty?

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    Two years
    Six years
    Five years
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Six years

    His punishment is to work four times a week until he's up to date, which won't be until 2054.

    Six years
    Via Fox
  6. Who does Rebecca mistake as Dr. House?

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    Dr. Chase
    Dr. Cameron
    Dr. Foreman
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Dr. Chase

    Dr. Chase and Dr. Cameron are taking Rebecca for an MRI. She asks Chase if he is Dr. House.

    Dr. Chase
    Via Fox Network
  7. What great philosopher does House quote to Cuddy?

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    Aristotle
    Jagger
    Socrates
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Jagger

    House quotes the "philosopher" Mick Jagger when he tells Cuddy she can't always get what she wants.

    Jagger
    Via Fox
  8. What diagnosis does House give the "orange" clinic patient?

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    He eats too many carrots
    His wife is cheating on him
    He has jaundice
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    His wife is cheating on him

    House tells the man in the clinic that if his wife hasn't noticed he's orange, she must not be paying attention to him. Therefore, he deduces that she must be having an affair.

    His wife is cheating on him
    Via Fox
  9. What soap opera does House watch every day?

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    Days of Our Lives
    The Young and the Restless
    General Hospital
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    General Hospital

    General Hospital
    Via Fox
  10. What crime did Foreman commit when he was 16?

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    Stole a car
    Broke into a house
    Robbed a bank
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Broke into a house

    Broke into a house
    Via Fox
  11. What diagnosis does House give Rebecca?

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    Blood clot
    Tapeworm
    Epilepsy
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Tapeworm

    House figures out Rebecca has a tapeworm in her brain because giving her steroids made her better before she got worse.

    Tapeworm
    Via Fox
  12. Why did House hire Cameron?

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    She's smart
    She's funny
    She's pretty
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    She's pretty

    House hired Cameron because she's good looking. He thinks she could have gotten far in life just because of her looks, but she worked hard to become a doctor anyway.

    She's pretty
    Via Fox
  13. Rebecca's students give her a card. What does it say?

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    "Get well soon."
    "We're happy you're not dead."
    "We hope you feel better."
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    "We're happy you're not dead."

    "We're happy you're not dead."
    Via Fox
  14. What song plays at the end of the episode?

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    "Walk This Way"
    "Satisfaction"
    "You Can't Always Get What You Want"
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    "You Can't Always Get What You Want"

    "You Can't Always Get What You Want"
    Via Fox Network

How Well Do You Remember The First Episode Of "House, M.D."?

Medical School Applicant

Your medical skills could use some brushing up! Dr. House would probably never talk to you if you weren't so good at forging names on prescription refills. A marathon of House, M.D. should get you up to speed.

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First-Year Doctor

You've got what it takes to hang at Princeton-Plainsboro, but you're not quite ready to step up to bat with the big boys. You've consulted on a few cases, but you've got some work to do if you want to be part of the diagnostics division.

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Expert Diagnostician

Wow! You really know your stuff! Chase, Cameron, and Foreman better watch out. You could put one of them out of a job! Dr. House might even say something nice about you.

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