1. Me-ow ow! There’s a transparent band-aid on my chest.
2. Close to #DisneyInspired; Open to Being on *Dees-Knees* Princess
3. Moby-Dick follows me, bitches, ‘cause I’m the great white whale.
4. Horizon / Whore, EYES ON ME!
5. Baby, the bathroom mirror is (our) eyrie.
6. Manicure / Man, I cure the world by just being.
7. My #FBF’s so bright, it burns.
8. Just a liter sip from my crush, as always. XOXO
9. You want to work out, butt I’m reflecting.
10. I literally bleed for front-facing cameras.
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