1. Today, Rihanna arrived at the Heathrow airport wearing what appears to be the largest backpack on this planet.
2. It’s GARGANTUAN.
3. It’s OUTRAGEOUS.
4. Like, at least 3 times the size of this man from the 1800s.
5. It’s even larger than this GINORMOUS sheep who’s probably on steroids.
6. Like, no shit, Godzilla would have NO TROUBLE sporting this look around town.
It fits him quite nicely.
7. YOU CAN LITERALLY see it from the Eiffel Tower, if that tells you anything.
8. Just so you FULLY understand the ridiculousness of this bag, the Earth could probably wear it comfortably.
9. OK, I’m done. The bag is big. Moving on.
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