Skip To Content

    The 19 Most Influential Man Earrings In Hollywood

    Mearrings are cool.

    19. Harrison Ford

    Imeh Akpanudosen / Getty Images

    Sparkle Score: .2

    Harrison, c'mon. A ball, really?

    18. Zayn Malik

    Jason Merritt / Getty Images

    Sparkle Score: .5

    It's a silver hoop so it's mostly just shiny, you know?

    17. Colin Farrell

    Tim P. Whitby / Getty Images

    Sparkle Score: 1

    Two hoops are better than one.

    16. Chris Kirkpatrick

    Tim Boyles / Getty Images

    Sparkle Score: 2.4

    Normally, I'd say "The more mearrings, the merrier". But I don't know, you guys.

    15. Michael Jordan

    Isaac Brekken / Getty Images

    Sparkle Score: 1.6

    His hoop is very large but it doesn't glimmer as much in the sunlight.

    14. Johnny Depp

    Kevin Winter / Getty Images

    Sparkle Score: 3

    His man bling score is slightly higher because his jewelry collection is more enviable.

    13. Keith Urban

    Kevin Winter / Getty Images

    Sparkle Score: 4

    Points for creativity because he paired different kinds of lustrous metals together.

    12. P Diddy

    Gareth Cattermole / Getty Images

    Sparkle Score: 5

    I expected more twinkle for someone named Puff Daddy.

    11. Cristiano Ronaldo

    Christof Koepsel / Getty Images

    Sparkle Score: 5

    They're nice studs, sure. But his hair really distracts from the overall dazzle.

    10. Will Smith

    Pascal Le Segretain / Getty Images

    Sparkle Score: 6

    The price is right on these babies, you know what I'm saying??

    9. Justin Timberlake

    Kevin Winter/Staff

    Sparkle Score: 6.7

    Mhm. These are noice.

    8. Usher

    Paul Hawthorne / Getty Images

    Sparkle Score: 6.8

    His diamond compliments his bow tie.

    7. AJ McLean

    Jason Kempen / Getty Images

    Sparkle Score: 7

    He's got a nose ring and a mustache that curls up, so yes and yes.

    6. Bruce Jenner

    Michael Buckner / Getty Images

    Sparkle Score: 7.3

    He who jazzes up a golf visor is one razzle-dazzle son of a gun.

    5. David Beckham

    J. Quinton / Getty Images

    Sparkle Score: 7.8

    These are what I would imagine to be flossy. I'm not sure what that word means, but it seems most accurate.

    4. Jamie Foxx

    Frazer Harrison / Getty Images

    Sparkle Score: 7.9

    Looking directly into these gems could harm your vision. Look cautiously, my friends.

    3. Morgan Freeman

    Jason Merritt / Getty Images

    Sparkle Score: 8

    THESE ARE OUTRAGEOUS. IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO THE ACTUAL SUN.

    2. Jay Z

    Scott Gries / Getty Images

    Sparkle Score: 9

    I CANNOT SEE, I'M LITERALLY BUT NOT LITERALLY GOING BLIND.

    1. Finally, Justin Bieber

    Kevin Winter / Getty Images

    Sparkle Score: 10

    IT'S TOO MUCH. IT'S JUST ALL TOO MUCH. THE PUBE-STACHE. THE DIAMOND HOOPS. I HAVE TO. I MUST. I'M TURNING AWAY NOW.