1. This is Jason Statham.
5. He is astonishingly sexy, obviously.
6. Like, ridiculously good-looking.
7. He looks impeccable in any and all suits.
8. You may have noticed, he only has a limited amount of hair.
9. This only adds to his outrageous amount of sex appeal.
10. He wouldn’t even look as good with hair.
11. See, Robert Pattinson’s ‘do does nothing for him.
14. SO beautiful, he swung Rosie Huntington-Whiteley.
15. They are absolutely absurd-looking together.
19. What other man could stand this close to a fire, behind this aggressive bear?
20. I mean, look at him. He knows how to sit on a chair better than anyone else who’s ever sat on a chair.
22. Also, based on this photo, he would clearly make the ideal husband and father of your imaginary children.
23. Who wouldn’t want to stare at this baldheaded beauty for hours??
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