1.
You can wear one with your dog and a pair of frayed jeans.
2.
You can wear one to run errands in or to pick up styrofoam.
3.
You can wear one with sunglasses and then regular glasses. Or both.
4.
You can wear one while signing autographs and/or legal documents.
5.
You can wear one while texting in the middle of the street.
6.
You can wear one with a backpack and medium-sized sideburns.
7.
You can wear one with a scarf and a good attitude.
8.
You can wear one with a warm cup of joe and a treat.
9.
You can wear one while carrying technology.
10.
You can wear one while standing beside a nice lady.
11.
You can wear one when you're not sure whether or not you just saw the Kardashians because you don't know who the Kardashians are.
12.
You can wear one on vacation.
13.
You can wear one when you're not on vacation.
14.
You can wear one while you're sitting at a radio station.
15.
You can wear one if you're standing behind a cone that says "matrix."
16.
Finally, you could and SHOULD always wear one if your name is Seth and you're cool as hell. #TEAMKANGOL
