1. You can balance it on one hand and look off into the distance.
2. You can hold it close to your face and stare creepily into the camera.
3. You can pretend to know someone in the crowd and wave enthusiastically.
4. You can sign “I love you” to the paparazzo of your choice.
5. You can look adorable and give a sneaky side-eye.
6. You can step in front of your bandmate and show it off to the world.
7. You can place your thumb on it delicately.
8. You can hold it like a hand mirror and marvel at how wonderful you look.
9. You can put it on your head and face the wall.
10. You can hold two and get a workout in.
11. You can look sort of confused, but raise it up anyways.
12. You can hold your other hand out gracefully to look like a fancy lady.
13. You can show off all your teeth and neck veins.
14. You can put it on your right shoulder.
15. You can put it on your left shoulder.
16. You can clench it tightly while making soulful eye contact with Christoph Waltz.
17. You can pretend someone made a funny joke and laugh hysterically.
18. You can point at people with it.
19. You can shake an invisible man’s hand.
20. Finally, you can steal Melissa McCarthy’s purse and trick people into thinking you won something.
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