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21 Signs You're Obsessed With Olive Garden

"When you're here, you're family." You know, if your family charged you to binge eat and then talk about how full you are afterwards.

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1. You put your health at risk to have the most enjoyable meal of your life.

Three weeks later and I still haven't said "when" to the Olive Garden waiter to stop grating cheese.

Trey@treydayway

Three weeks later and I still haven't said "when" to the Olive Garden waiter to stop grating cheese.

09:47 PM - 11 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

2. You've called the restaurant more than you call most of your family members.

Is it bad that I memorize Olive Garden's number?

Caprice ParkerGreen @CapriceParkerG

Is it bad that I memorize Olive Garden's number?😞😂😂

01:39 PM - 12 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

3. You've already planned out your funeral and Olive Garden is a part of it.

when I die bury me at olive garden lay me down in a bed of breadsticks

Childhood Ruiner@CHlLDHOODRUINER

when I die bury me at olive garden

lay me down in a bed of breadsticks

10:33 PM - 3 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

4. You find daily tasks more difficult to complete when Olive Garden is on your mind.

Just tried to turn down the volume of the rain on my car radio so I could ask Siri where is the nearest Olive Garden. #StormWatch

Natalie Zea@nataliezea

Just tried to turn down the volume of the rain on my car radio so I could ask Siri where is the nearest Olive Garden. #StormWatch

06:24 PM - 28 Feb 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

5. You've accepted the fact that you have to be rolled out to the car after dinner.

If you've finished your meal at Olive Garden and you're still conscious, you didn't order enough breadsticks.

dan@dcseifert

If you've finished your meal at Olive Garden and you're still conscious, you didn't order enough breadsticks.

01:05 PM - 1 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

6. You use Olive Garden as the solution to all your personal problems.

Hearing 16 year old guys give sound advice like, "Bruh, take your chick to Olive Garden. Girls love breadsticks." I mean, he's not wrong...

Dallas Osborn@DallasSF

Hearing 16 year old guys give sound advice like, "Bruh, take your chick to Olive Garden. Girls love breadsticks." I mean, he's not wrong...

12:08 PM - 14 Feb 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

7. You actually consider the idea of loving and caring for a breadstick for an uncomfortable period of time.

.@olivegarden because you're a chain restaurant and breadsticks cannot stroke your cheek as you drift off to sleep

sir broosk@celebrityhottub

.@olivegarden because you're a chain restaurant and breadsticks cannot stroke your cheek as you drift off to sleep

03:31 PM - 28 Feb 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

8. You use their commercial as a scale to measure your feelings.

I'm happy but I'm not Olive Garden commercial happy.

Dane@ProfaneDane

I'm happy but I'm not Olive Garden commercial happy.

12:59 AM - 9 Feb 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

9. You're serious about the Olive Garden slogan.

If when I'm at Olive Garden I'm family the next time I go there I'm going to not pay my bill and I'm gonna ask to borrow $1,400.

Upset Tummy@upsettummy

If when I'm at Olive Garden I'm family the next time I go there I'm going to not pay my bill and I'm gonna ask to borrow $1,400.

04:35 PM - 25 Feb 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

10. You feel 100% comfortable letting loose in the presence of fake grapes.

Got kicked out of Olive Garden for getting my salad tossed under the table

miss charades@ShockTartBionic

Got kicked out of Olive Garden for getting my salad tossed under the table

04:32 PM - 19 Jan 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

11. You become sexually-charged after entering into the lobby of an Olive Garden.

Once, just once, I'd like to walk into an Olive Garden without someone yelling "Oh God He's Got An Erection"

A Random Him@arandomhim

Once, just once, I'd like to walk into an Olive Garden without someone yelling "Oh God He's Got An Erection"

02:47 PM - 10 Jan 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

12. You have no problem dining there by yourself, even during the most romantic holidays.

I'm bringing my Xbox to Olive Garden for Valentine's Day. Referring to it as baby girl and caressing the controller as a pretend-hand.

Jordan Payton@LEGIQN

I'm bringing my Xbox to Olive Garden for Valentine's Day. Referring to it as baby girl and caressing the controller as a pretend-hand.

09:08 PM - 17 Jan 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

13. You're on the lookout for a potential lover at Olive Garden.

Lady, you accidentally made eye contact with me, so don’t act surprised when I unzip my pants. This must be your first time at Olive Garden.

Exploding Unicorn@XplodingUnicorn

Lady, you accidentally made eye contact with me, so don’t act surprised when I unzip my pants. This must be your first time at Olive Garden.

03:30 PM - 29 Dec 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

14. You've established a love-hate relationship with it and find yourself spending more and more time discussing it.

Another long night of leaving comments on the Olive Garden Facebook page, stirring up trouble just to feel alive again

Brendan O'Hare@brendohare

Another long night of leaving comments on the Olive Garden Facebook page, stirring up trouble just to feel alive again

10:08 PM - 15 Jan 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

15. You have no trouble asking members of the staff for help or favors.

My Olive Garden waitress refused to spit my pasta into my mouth. When you're there, you're family. Just not a bird family.

Matt Fernandez@FattMernandez

My Olive Garden waitress refused to spit my pasta into my mouth. When you're there, you're family. Just not a bird family.

04:30 PM - 14 Jan 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

16. You've thought about Jesus and Olive Garden together at least once.

what if the last supper was actually judas feeding cheese sticks to jesus through a glory hole in an olive garden restroom

Goth Mom@gothmomjeans

what if the last supper was actually judas feeding cheese sticks to jesus through a glory hole in an olive garden restroom

02:56 PM - 30 Jan 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

17. Maybe twice.

I like to picture Jesus as a young but promising Sous chef at Olive Garden whose Moroccan-inspired linguine has won him critical acclaim.

Scott Powell@SC0P0

I like to picture Jesus as a young but promising Sous chef at Olive Garden whose Moroccan-inspired linguine has won him critical acclaim.

09:54 PM - 25 Dec 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

18. You feel incredibly optimistic about your love life after you think about Olive Garden.

I have a 25 dollar gift card to Red Lobster OR Olive Garden left over from Christmas. Ladies, this is the year. Be ready.

Jeremy Smith@JeremyInKC

I have a 25 dollar gift card to Red Lobster OR Olive Garden left over from Christmas. Ladies, this is the year. Be ready.

01:13 AM - 27 Jan 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

19. You accept the fact that this fine establishment rules your life choices.

I'd get Olive Garden bread tattooed on my arm but I'd probably end up eating it tbh.

.@Rachet_princez

I'd get Olive Garden bread tattooed on my arm but I'd probably end up eating it tbh.

05:54 PM - 24 Nov 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

20. You figured out the secret to healthy eating is, in fact, Olive Garden.

Olive Garden is the only place where I get excited to eat salad.

Captain's Log@howe007

Olive Garden is the only place where I get excited to eat salad.

07:22 PM - 19 Nov 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

21. Finally, you get married at Olive Garden.

Like, they really got married at Olive Garden.

Jazmine Moreno@jmorenoooo

Like, they really got married at Olive Garden.

05:23 PM - 10 Feb 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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