1. Make your streaks as lengthy as possible, by all means.
2. No, it's fine. I felt like shampooing the carpet today anyways.
3. What's mine is yours, buddy. Make yourself at home.
4. It's great you only do it in the living room, where everyone's gathering for discussion. I agree.
5. Take your sweet time in here. It's all about you today, kind sir!
6. Definitely do it in front of your siblings to encourage good behavior. You're such a role model.
7. Ohhhhh. The bigger the dog, the more fun the cleanup. I see.
8. Carpet's not that expensive, do as you please.
9. It's the weekend, good point. You are allowed to let loose.
10. I see you added more pressure for maximal damage. How thoughtful.
11. You missed a spot. Make sure you're thorough.
12. Yes, you're right. It's technically your area since you shit here as well.
13. If I don't mind, the hotel staff won't! I promise.
14. Take your time, I have nothing else to do today.
15. No, it's fine. I had $40 dollars to waste on that bath I paid for you today.
*It's important to note, if your dog is doing this an excessive amount, please get his bum checked out.